Left-handed people – WTF fun facts
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
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And then I find out the fanfic hasn’t updated for over a year.
Googleplier: i flew in last night
Bingiplier, an intellectual: i flought
Googleplier: Burger King
Bingiplier, an intellectual: Monarch of Hamburg
Googleplier: fuck off
Bingiplier, an intellectual: intercourse away
Googleplier: i think
Bingiplier, an intellectual: i thunk
Please stop this reign of madness
you: please stop this reign of madness
me, an intellectual: Continue With The Memes™
Tony : We haven’t heard of Peter for two hours. Not good.
Steve : Well, no news is good news, right ?
Tony : No. Good news is good news. No news is miscommunication.
Peter: Wade, I don’t know if you should come over to dinner tonight.
Wade: Look, I know you think it’s gonna be uncomfortable because we’re dating. But, look, Steve and Tony love you, and you love me. They have to like me. I mean, what kind of father doesn’t love the guy who’s nailing his son?
Superfamily 2.0
Peter: Hey Mr.Dad– I mean Father Stark– I mean uncle Tony
Tony: You’re not my kid but if you were I’d be proud. I am proud. But you’re not my kid. But I’m proud of you.
Peter: My life is an absolute mess and I’m really stressed out
Steve: I’m here as a leader figure but also a moral guide, let’s go throw around a football and talk about growing up in New York
Peter: I love being a superhero but I feel like who I am under the mask is underappreciated
Stephen: You’re an absolutely spectacular kid, student, and person and I’m honored to be your mentor and friend/surrogate uncle/role model
Peter: *insert Gen Z joke here*
Bucky: Fucking relatable, I totally getcha
Peter: *sobbing* thanks uncle Buck
Bruce: Im,,,,,, so tired,,,,,,,
Peter: I feel so validated right now
Thor: HELLO SPIDER-CHILD HOW ARE YOU FAIRING TODAY
Peter: You simultaneously inspire and terrify me
Thor: THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE YOUR CONFESSION OF ADORATION
Tony being Tony
peter: [walking around still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an aquarium]
tony: peter, what did you think a tiger shark was?
Steve: Peter’s in love with Wade
Tony: [starts laughing]
Steve: I’m not joking.
Tony: Oh I hope not, it’s funnier if it’s true
Tony: *Hugging Peter close.* “Don’t talk to me or my son ever again!”
Steve: “Tony–”
Tony: “Good day!!”
Steve: “He isn’t your son–”
Tony: “i sAID GOOD DAY, SIR–”
Think Things 