peter being an edgelord gen z kid

sunflowerannawrites:

arachnaboy:

spideysstark:

and tony being the confused!adult

“now is that a mood or what?” “peter? dum-e literally just dumped motor oil smoothie over himself? what?”

(to MJ and ned) “when i glo-up and start getting good grades, im gonna smoke all you bitches” “peter you’re top of your class?”

mj: “do you think bleach would make a good smoothie?” 
peter: “sounds like a filling breakfast”
tony: “pETER WHAT THE FUCK-”

*tony does something barely worth noticing or applauding*
peter: wow that was so iconic I Stan™ one (1) man
tony: all i did was wash my plate please stop

*Tony and Peter sitting at lunch , when an empty can of coke falls of the table*

Peter : *barely even lifting is glance* mood , same

colbycub:

littlemonarch:

My psychiatry professor says individuals with a higher IQ when children must be stimulated to develop it further or else they are more susceptible to develop anxiety and depression and also “falling off the curve”. And since as a child you can’t control the circumstances of your development, I’m sad to inform that your family and society have failed you.

This explains…..so much

ask-finny:

official-sachsen-anhalt:

trapperweasel:

ethanredotter:

trapperweasel:

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

In Finland on the other hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

((Two kinds of people))

haiku-robot:

prussiandragon:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

everythingunderthesky:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

babylunapea:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

adulthood is a scam i want to be a crow

I’m not even an adult and I want to be a crow.

The desperation only grows with years

Be the crow you wish to see in the world

-Collect Shiny Things

-Hop happily down the street for no apparent reason

-Scream loudly when you see your friends 

What an incredibly inspiring addition thank you

It has just come to my attention that I am actually a crow

it has just come to

my attention that i am

actually a crow


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colbycub:

littlemonarch:

My psychiatry professor says individuals with a higher IQ when children must be stimulated to develop it further or else they are more susceptible to develop anxiety and depression and also “falling off the curve”. And since as a child you can’t control the circumstances of your development, I’m sad to inform that your family and society have failed you.

This explains…..so much

rhaegina:

leupagus:

cacchieressa:

weesta:

majorgenerally:

ellidfics:

majorgenerally:

ellidfics:

em1ree:

the filming of an iconic scene

I simply cannot get over how straight Evans is when he runs, and how little he leans forward.  

That’s why he had to do almost all of his own running. They were like, “Chris, you’ll be running today. Tomorrow, we’ll film your double doing flips but today you get to run and run and if you don’t like it, learn to run like other people.”

I understand they also had a tough time finding a stunt man who could double for him because he doesn’t move like most actors.  It’s probably better now that they’ve sent him for martial arts training, but evidently the first Cap movie was rough until they started choreographing the fight scenes to a musical beat.

I didn’t know they did that. That is the best thing I’ve heard today.

rynnalyn

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#CHOREOGRAPHED TO A MUSICAL BEAT #OH MY ACTUAL FUCKING GOD #WERE HYDRA THE SHARKS OR THE JETS CHRIS (via allofthefeelings)

This is real important to me

@corvidae-quills