foxtamer113:

Darkiplier pronouns

Dark doesn’t care what pronouns you use as long as you say them with the proper amount of respect and fear that he deserves.

He, She, They, It.

He’s all of them. Literally.

Damien, Celine, YN, and Demonic House Entity.

He’s the very poster boy for Genderfluidity.

kazoomusic:

kazoomusic:

lauramkaye:

thehypnobunny:

the-late-adopter:

shitifindon:

drethelin:

ozymandias271:

what does “men who adhere to strict gender binary” even mean tho

NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THAT’S THE POINT! AARRRGGH! 

NOOOOO OOOOONE…. ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON!

Originally posted by clarabellecow

when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line

“noooo oooone… adjksjfksfjslenry like Gaston!”

and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental voice becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue

no one’s droll like gaston
no one’s swole like gaston
no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston

I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy
My what a guy that gastooon

Bless you for making it scan

NOW I CAN’T READ IT WITHOUT SINGING IN MY HEAD

No one’s droll like Gaston,
No one’s swole like Gaston,
No one fits his assigned gender role like Gaston!
For there’s no one online half as phony,
His tinder’s got dick pics to spare,
You can ask any neckbeard or brony
They’ll show you (no homo) whose trilby they’d wear!
No one drawls like Gaston
Or catcalls like Gaston,
Or manspreads on the train in a sprawl like Gaston!
I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy!
My what a guy that Gastooon!

…I’m not sorry.

maccymacdonald:

lyncornis:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

once i figure out how to pull off ‘feminine dad’ it’s over for you bitches

Gem emo…

Anyone want to tell me how this works?

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You have the uncanny ability to automatically pause time when you are in any sort of danger, and can unpause any time you want. One day, time pauses, but you can’t seem to find any source of danger. Without thinking, you unpause time.

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A select few people are “scared of their own shadow.” However, your shadow is deathly terrified of you.

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Your hands are always cold. No matter how hot it is around you or how nervous you get. You find out it’s because ghosts are holding your hand and the only way to feel warmth again in you hands is to help them cross over to the other side.

writing-prompt-s:

With the use of the greatest sacred relics in all the kingdoms, the mages sent a desperate plea through the waves of time itself, begging their saviour to guide them. They must now try to figure out the cryptic message they received in return, consisting only of four short words: “new phone, who dis?”

writing-prompt-s:

Deja Vu is the side-effect of reliving your life again through reincarnation – the only problem is that the more often someone gets Deja Vu, the closer they are to their death.