Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
The real Sanders Sides discourse should be whether Patton’s “Boy, you’re an ass…et to this personality” joke was on purpose or not
Listen I love this either way but like,,,
The idea of Patton not being the naive bean we think he is is hilarious to me bc it means he says things like that literally just to confuse Everyone around him with questions like this. He lives for chaos. Morality is subjective and does not apply to pranks like this. He’s in for the long haul.
This is one of my fav headcannons tho????? Like, Patton saying things just to make the others crazy, and like, they can’t prove he meant it, but still, that smile is….. off.
“Shouldn’t it [Virgil’s name] be something more like… Virgin?!” Was purposeful and you cannot tell me otherwise
They cant prove it is just a great mental image.
One day he just slips. He hits his elbow on somethin or bumps his toe against the furniture and it just comes out.
“Shit”
And poor unexpecting Roman who was just practicing facial expressions on a mirror, stares at him through the reflection on the mirror, a look of sheer horror.
“They wont believe you”.
I think I understand why Deceit is kinda scared of himXD
I crossed a line
Patton playing patty-cake with “Valerie” after intentionally making Prinxiety happen: what?
Just wanna remind everyone of the time when Patton was asking what ships were (while scrolling through what was presumably Tumblr) and when Logan explained it, Patton said that it didn’t look like what Logan said. Let’s face it, our boy was most likely looking at smut.
This entire video was just really interesting to me because we got to see what exactly goes through Jack’s mind in different scenarios and cases. This particular clip however really hit close to home. As someone with anxiety and depression, I can say that it makes it extremely hard to do things that most people would have no problem doing. And what a lot of people fail to understand is that we do have dreams and goals but it is sometimes extremely hard to reach them because of these very real things holding us back.
Thank you @therealjacksepticeye for acknowledging this and for addressing the fact that just because we’d like to think we can do anything, doesn’t mean we can.
Maybe we can’t do absolutely anything, but we are certainly capable of achieving many incredible things. It may just take us a little longer to achieve them.
aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak
me: thats fair i understand
For some reason I find this all the more amusing because it’s written in English
moi: pourquoi vous détruisez le monde!!! l’extraterrestre: parce que il y a des gens qui pensent que l’anglais est le seule langue pour parler moi: ah ça c’est bien
ich: warum zerstört ihr die erde!!!
aliens: weil es leute gibt die glauben dass englisch die einzige sprache ist die sie sprechen müssen
ich: das ist fair ich verstehe
ég: af hverju eyðileggið þið jörðina!!! aliens: af því að það er fólk sem finnst að enska sé sú eina tungumál sem þau þurfa að tala ég: oh, það er vit í þessu. ég skil.
ik: waarom vernietig je de aarde!!!
aliens: omdat er mensen zijn die denken dat engels de enige taal is die ze hoeven te spreken
ik: oh zo, ik snap het
minä: miks te tuhootte maapalloo?
alienit: koska tääl on ihmisiä joitten mielestä englanti on ainoo kieli jota niitten täytyy puhua
minä: toi on reilua, ymmärrän
私: どうして地球を滅ぼしているんですか？
宇宙人: 英語しか喋る必要がないと思う人がいるからです
私: なるほど、わかりました
me: Wosück maakt ji de Welt twei!!!
aliens: wieldat dat Lüüd gifft, de dinkt dat Engelsch de allenige Spraak weer, de een snacken mütt
me: jo, daar seggst wat. Nu versta ik’t
aniga: dhulka maxaad u burburinaya !!!
shisheeyaha: dadka intiisa badani u malaynayaan in Ingiriisidu tahay afka oo kaliya ay u baahan yihiin inay la hadlaan
aniga: waxaan fahamsanahay. waa wax cadaalad
我：你们为什么在毁灭地球?！！
外星人：因为有人以为他们只会英语就可以了
我：懂了，说得有道理
ako: bakit niyo sinisira ang mundo!!!
taga-ibang planeta: kasi merong mga taong akala nila Ingles lang ang kailangan nilang matutunang lenggwahe
ako: ah, sige naiintindihan ko
Aku : kenapa kau hancurkan bumi!!! Alien : karena masih banyak orang berpikir hanya bahasa inggris satu-satunya bahasa yang terpenting Aku : oh, oke lah..
tôi: tại sao các người hủy diệt trái đất!!!
người ngoài hành tinh: bởi vì có người nghĩ rằng tiếng Anh là thứ tiếng duy nhất mà họ cần biết
tôi: ồ thế thì tôi hiểu
Eu: Por que vocês estão destruindo a Terra?! Aliens: Porque há pessoas que pensam que o inglês é a única língua que eles precisam falar. Eu: Isso é justo, eu entendo.
jag: varför förintar ni jorden!!!
utomjordingar: för det finns folk som tror att engelska är det ända språket de behöver kunna
jag: rimligt, jag förstår
Já: Proč ničíte Zemi?
Mimozemšťani: Protože tu jsou lidé, kteří si myslí, že angličtina je jediný jazyk, který potřebují znát
Já: To je fér, to chápu.
ja: dlaczego niszczycie Ziemię?
kosmici: ponieważ są ludzie, którzy myślą, że angielski to jedyny język, którego potrzebuję
ja: rozumiem, w porządku
io: perchè state distruggendo la terra!!!
alieni: perchè ci sono delle persone che credono che l’inglese sia l’unica lingua di cui hanno bisogno
io: capisco, mi sembra giusto
Yo: porqué estás destruyendo la tierra!?!?
Extraterrestre: porque hay personas quienes creen que inglés es la única lengua que se tiene que hablar.
Yo: te entiendo, es justo.
Я: Почему вы уничтожаете Землю?!?! Инопланетяне: Потому что есть люди, которые считают, что им нужно говорить только по-английски. Я: А, ну понятно, тогда ладно!
A modern Rosetta stone.
I understood three of those reblogs before I found the Spanish one
i understood three
of those reblogs before i
found the spanish one
^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.
concept: dream warrior roman. he goes into the others’ dreams at night & saves them from their nightmares. falling dream? he’ll catch you. endless-running dream? he’ll invite you to ride upon the back of his mighty steed. monster dream? he will fight.
I need dream warrior Roman in my life.
Is this the reason I randomly started dreaming about Thomas Sanders owning an orange kitten last night when before I was having a dream about being bullied? Like it was really sudden. I was having a high school dream where people were bullying me for being trans and then all of a sudden boom. I’m in Thomas Sanders’ apartment and he asks me to watch his orange tabby kitten while he films a video. Very rarely has a dream of mine taken such a 180.
I keep hearing this and I think you guys are biased by my pfp, but I also don’t mind the association. Sleep is a cool dude. Pay no attention to the fact that I’m literally in the line at Starbucks as I type this.
you are literally remy
*sips venti macchiato* I have no idea what you’re talking about.
i present to you, evidence number 17923792739319272
Counter-evidence: This blog is G-rated and Sleep is not.
Virgil in his Angsty Villain Phase still trying to help people.
Patton’s pretending not to have a bad day. No one notices bc he’s really good at that but Virgil happens to enter the kitchen right as he does that thing, you know, where you wipe your eyes and take a deep, shuddering breath and paste on a smile and keep going.
And he owes this guy nothing, okay, Patton never wants him around any more than anyone else, but Virgil is remembering Patton being nice to him a time or two and he wants to help. So he goes to Logan and Roman and gives a spooky monologue that strongly implies that he’s done something terrible to Morality, all part of his grand plan to uh,,, hurt Thomas? keep him from having fun and realizing his dreams? or whatever everyone thinks he wants out of his life. muahahahaha. It is clearly too late to save Morality. Don’t even try.
So Logan and Roman, of course, go to see what the fuck Anxiety did to Morality. And they catch him in a stressbaking crying jag and Anxiety is largely forgotten while they help him to recover. With the support of his friends, Patton feels a lot better.
Yes, hes vice president of student council despite never doing anything and logan, as president of said council, is both confused and infuriated by this
Think Things 