actualcactuss:

I’m no doctor so maybe this has actual basis behind it (I just looked it up but some people become lactose sensitive when they’re sick, but moving on) but why doesn’t anyone ever talk about the possibilities of this. Because, I don’t know about you, but I love the idea of 

Lactose Intolerant Roman

• Roman chugging a glass of milk, slamming it down on the table, saying “I’m ready Satan” and then dying later that night with a stomach ache

• One of the other three walking into the kitchen at midnight to Roman sadly eating ice cream, they make eye contact and Roman’s just like “I’m going to regret this in two hours”

• “Roman would be that guy who goes ‘I shouldn’t eat the cheesiest thing on the menu, I’m lactose intolerant’ and then proceeds to order the second cheesiest thing on the menu” (credit where it’s due to @haikyuupaladin go follow them they’re great)

• Roman living off of lactaids so he can eat dairy 

• “Don’t tell my mom I’m eating dairy.” 

• “You don’t have a mom.”
• “Don’t tell Patton.”

• Roman eating dairy to spite his lactose intolerance

Feel free to add more things to this I just love my stupid headcanons and lactose intolerant Roman happens to be one of them. Plus Roman doesn’t get enough love in this fandom and I’m more than willing to try and fix that.

jazymo:

Everyone has this headcanon that Roman WAS pride and then became a light side.But imagine:Roman is going to be Pride and he BECOMES a dark side. Imagine him sitting on his bed and crying because he will never be good enough to make anything that is perfect for Thomas.Imagine him being in a desperate state.That he just doesn’t want to exist anymore.Nobody is going to miss him.His ideas are stupid and the fans find him annoying to.Then comes Deceit.Telling Roman about the dark sides.The misunderstood sides.The sides nobody wants but everyone needs.Imagine Deceit telling Roman that as a dark side he will never feel like this anymore.Roman hesitates but then he just can’t anymore.You find this already sad?What happens if I tell you that Virgil feels that something is off.He can feel the despair and once he feels the presence of Deceit he makes sure that everyone is fine.First he checks on Patton.He was once the victim of Deceit but Patton seems fine.Then he runs to Logans room but Logan just sits on his bed and reads in his book.Virgil is totally confused.It couldn’t be Roman….or could it be?But Roman was always loud,cheery and he just seems so happy and smiles the whole time and…..But what if that’s just a big show?A mask he puts on.Virgil realized how many signals he overlooked.Roman is insecure and the whole time it was just an act.God,and he,anxiety himself,didnt saw it!He runs to Romans room.He opens the door but he is too late.The room is empty…Just a white blank space…And in the middle of the room stands someone.He looks exactly like Roman but something was different.”R-Roman?”,Virgil was unsure what to do.This could be a trap but to do nothing would make it just worse.”Oh,if this isn’t our little traitor Anxiety” The person looks with his now purple eyes up and smirks softly.”And please don’t call me Roman…Call me Pride,Darling”

(Okay,actually I just thought about the first part but then i just wrote and wrote and now it’s longer then I expected it to be.I don’t even now what i wrote xD…i hope you like this little headcanon I have)

incorrectsandersidesquote:

Patton: road work ahead?? UHH yea, i sure hope it DOES

Virgil, clenching his fists: PLEASE stop saying that every time you see that sign, its giving me anxiety

aihime22:

I haven’t forgotten. Don’t forget, either.

writing-prompt-s:

You die, and Death appears before you to guide you to the afterlife. You expect a dark and cruel creature, like they tell of on earth, but he’s actually…a dork. He’s a pale, skinny kid with dark hair falling into his eyes, wearing jeans and a hoodie. Write what happens next.

the-pastel-peach:

you say this, and i wholly agree, but i raise you instead: Roman and Patton used to do dance together in middle school(Roman fell out of it once he got to highschool and started doing football, but Patton keeps at it) and Ro helps Patton do the perfect swan lift and both left brain boys are pronounced dead on the scene

anxious-baby-nightmare:

The sides as vines

Roman: *a cop* You don’t want to talk? Fine, bring in the lie detector test.

Logan: Ha! They’re not even admissable in court.

Roman: Oh yeah? Well what if I start cutting your nipples off?

Logan: Go ahead, they’re biologically useless.