raiseafuckingglass:

Virgil, to Roman: Fuck you-

Patton: LANGUAGE!

Virgil: Sorry dad.

Virgil, to Roman: May the ground you step in be replaced with Legos

ironwoman359:

Patton stares at the dark side with his head in the fridge at 3 am. Patton had only come down to get some cold water (the bathroom faucet never gets as cold as the pitcher they keep in the fridge) and instead of finding a quiet empty kitchen, found Deceit rummaging through the fridge, apparently looking for something. 

“Uh…Deceit? What are you doing, kiddo?” 

Deceit pulls his head out of the fridge so fast you’d think that it was on fire. He glares at Patton and mutters something, but Patton couldn’t hear him properly. 

“What was that?” 

“I SAID I HATE DEVIL’S FOOD CAKE AND I LIKE TO CHECK THE KITCHEN AT NIGHT TO MAKE SURE WE DON’T HAVE ANY BECAUSE I HATE IT WHEN IT’S IN THE HOUSE AND I’M SUPER HAPPY WHEN THERE ISN’T ANY BECAUSE IT MEANS I DON’T HAVE TO EAT IT!” Deceit bites back before sinking out, leaving Patton standing confused in the kitchen. He works out what Deceit meant a minute later and his eyes go wide; he spends the next day looking up recipes and then baking and mixing homemade icing and that night when Deceit slinks into the kitchen to look for a snack he sees a fresh devil’s food cake on the counter with a note on the lid of the container. 

Deceit: 
In an effort to make sure that you don’t feel welcome in this house, I’ve baked a fresh devil’s food cake, and plan on keeping one in the kitchen as often as possible so that it makes you more uncomfortable. I hope you hate it. 
-Patton 😉 ❤ 

Deceit definitely hates the gesture and is angry whenever he thinks about it…

And the cake is not disappearing bit by bit and Patton isn’t diligently keeping it restocked.

sides-of-quotes:

Thomas, singing: I’m cutting my mind off-

Logan: Please don’t.

Thomas: -feels like my heart is going to burst.

Patton: *whimpers*

Thomas: Alone at a table for two-

Roman, sobbing: Nooooooooooo

Thomas: -and I just wanna be served~!

Virgil: DON’T BOTHER THE WAITER THEY’LL HATE YOU-

shadowofadalek:

I haven’t seen to many of these around so I’m making my own. >:)

Because honestly this guy has his moments too!
Exhibit A: Every time he does a little dance for whatever reason.

Exhibit B: His lil tantrums.

Exhibit C: HE WILL FITE FOR US

Exhibit D: The times he shows he does have a heart.

Exhibit E: The way he throws himself into EVERYTHING

the-elemental-sides:

syndianites:

Logan: you have to draw a linear line!

Roman: linear? as in straight?

Logan: yes!

Roman: jeez. this line is straight…

Logan: don’t say it.

Roman: *wispers* unlike me~

logan: *yeets him off a cliff*

Alternatively:

Roman: Fine, then you draw it.

Logan: You’re saying I have to be straight?

Roman: Yes.

Logan:

perisnoop:

snake-fingers:

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