Author: Time Lizzy Saint

Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.

sashaying-on-sonnshine:

Logan: Patton and I will never become such a gushy couple, like you and Virgil.

Roman, smirking: Oh? That’s fine, because you can be another type of couple- ah, I distinctly remember /someone/ calling Patton ‘daddy’-

Logan: [intense spluttering] hOLD ON- THAT IS- THAT IS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT-

Virgil: LIKE IT WAS BETTER IN CONTEXT-

sanders-trash-4ever:

what-even-is-thiss:

pattykrabbies:

softestvirgil:

ironwoman359:

softestvirgil:

When Thomas gets scared he does his Roman voice. If you don’t believe me go to the part in the new video where they see the hanging bodies.

He’s also one of those guys who sings his way through scary situations (Markiplier does that too) and if you think that Roman isn’t running around in Thomas’s mind when he’s scared singing “Ooooh this is bad this is very bad we’re gonna die and I wanna go hoooome” then you’re wrong, I’m sorry. 

That is definetly what was happening.

Alternatively, I imagined Roman trying to calm Verge down, but he himself is panicking as well, so he’s trying to distract him by singing as loudly as he possibly can and that image is just so funny to me?

Like he’s just singing at him? and he’s shaking him a bit and his hand is on Verge’s shoulder, trying and failing to calm him down. (Maybe at some point he hugs Virgil from the back and to lowkey cover his eyes afsgdh)

Virgil: RUN RUN HIDE I DO NOT LIKE THIS FREEZE RUN FIGHT NO NO NO NO NO ABORT *demon voice* OH GOD, ITS DEATH!!!

Roman: Haha. Oh, good. Bodies. That’s lovely! ISN’T THAT LOVELY, VERGE? Bodies! Aha! Nothing bad for us personally. Not death not death not death! *starts singing hysterically*

Virgil: HOW IS THAT BETTER AND WORSE AT THE SAME TIME I DO NOT LIKE THIS

Logan: Will they ever listen to me during these sorts of things, Patton? Patton?

Patton: *has vamoosed*

😂 *has vamoosed* is literally the funniest thing I have ever seen oh my god

softestvirgil:

small-reptile-cake:

softestvirgil:

softestvirgil:

Roman: Who here eats pizza crust?

Virgil: I eat pizza starting with the crust.

Roman: …

Roman: Do you understand how upsetting what you just said was?

I have a headcanon that Virgil eats everything the wrong way because he ate alone for most of his life and never really learned what the proper way to eat things was. Then Roman and Logan freaked out about how he eats things and he decided he was never gonna do it the right way now, just to bug them.

I can imagine this before “accepting anxiety” at a point where they were everyone is already used to having him around but still not decidedly getting along;

One day all three other sides are at the kitchen chatting over breakfast, when suddenly Virgil walks in through the door. Everyone falls silent as he just stands there, holding his hands up in some kind of salute like a master of ceremony, a x4 bar of kit kat in his hand.

Then he brings it to his mouth, bites all 4 pieces horizontally at once, puts it down on the counter and walks away, leaving behind groans of frustration and confusion, and a particular voice just screaming “DISHONOR”.

“DISHONOR ON YOU, DISHONOR ON YOUR FAMILY, DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!”