Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out
“what the fuck is this”
“i have anemia”
“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”
“dude really you don’t have to just leave what the fu—”
“you disgust me here take these iron supplements”
“where did you even get th—”
“shut up and take your pills and dont forget your vitamin D”
“i’m going to check up on you weekly to make sure you’re taking them”
“that’s not necessary”
“maybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for you”
“do you get this involved with all of your meals”
VAMPIREDUDE: did u get the cookbook i orderd 4 u
ME: Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.
VAMPIREDUDE: heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lots
ME: So you can have a tasty meal? I guess you’d rather I stay away from garlic, huh.
VAMPIREDUDE: UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!
ME: THE COOKBOOK IS CALLED “HOW TO TASTE DELICIOUS,” I AM CALLING THE COPS
We imagine the dark sides are all like a unit or organization or something but what if they actually really all hate each other or have their little groups and so when Princey groups them all together as the dark sides they’re like “Excuse me? I don’t know him.”
Omg yes
Roman: “The dark sides..”
Orange: *horrified disgusted look on their face* EW NO
The real Sanders Sides discourse should be whether Patton’s “Boy, you’re an ass…et to this personality” joke was on purpose or not
Listen I love this either way but like,,,
The idea of Patton not being the naive bean we think he is is hilarious to me bc it means he says things like that literally just to confuse Everyone around him with questions like this. He lives for chaos. Morality is subjective and does not apply to pranks like this. He’s in for the long haul.
This is one of my fav headcannons tho????? Like, Patton saying things just to make the others crazy, and like, they can’t prove he meant it, but still, that smile is….. off.
“Shouldn’t it [Virgil’s name] be something more like… Virgin?!” Was purposeful and you cannot tell me otherwise
They cant prove it is just a great mental image.
One day he just slips. He hits his elbow on somethin or bumps his toe against the furniture and it just comes out.
“Shit”
And poor unexpecting Roman who was just practicing facial expressions on a mirror, stares at him through the reflection on the mirror, a look of sheer horror.
“They wont believe you”.
I think I understand why Deceit is kinda scared of himXD
I wanna put this to great use now!
I can just see Roman freaking out and saying “The others are gonna freak when I tell them!” and Patton giggling and going “Yeah, but who will believe you though?”
Logan: So, when you’re done calculating x and get x you start wondering why would you ever be teaching something like this, inapplicable in real life, or be a math teacher and what is the point of doing anything at all.
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Logan: *finishes an explanation* So? Any questions?
Class: *Everyone raises hands and stares blankly in confusion, signaling no one understood*
Logan: *Slams his fist on the white board, takes a deep breath and looks at his students* I’m not mad! Questions are good!
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Clown student: *Says something cliché like “hey wouldnt it be nice if we left early?”*
Logan: We talked about this Julian, internalize it, remember the Khan
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Logan: *standing a few feet away from the door* so when you pass the 3 to the other side of the > as a negative,
[Some kids start making noise outside]
Logan: *casually performs a Jazz split to reach the doorknob and close the door* you should then…
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Students: Teach, we didn’t get it
Logan: *Yells in frustration* AAAAIt’s okay I’m just mad at myself, ask away
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Logan:To a student Mind getting me marker from the counselor’s office? Let them know you’re not selling it for drugs
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Logan: Good morning, today we’ll start off responding all of your questions. Yes?
Student: About last clas-
Logan: I will not respond to that
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Logan: Your classmate is laughing, you should punch him.
This… This reminds me a lot of my own math teacher
Think Things 