Author: Time Lizzy Saint

Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

sandersstudies:

ironwoman359:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

kissing is so weird……why the fuck is like the ultimate form of affection and the gesture that usually begins a romantic relationship the act of smushing your mouth against someone else’s….like people really look at other people and think ‘hmm….i like this being….imma lick ‘em with my lips’…

Well this is a mood

Maybe it’s a sign of love because it’s so bizarre? Like I wouldn’t smash my face against a stranger. I do not want the germs and saliva of a mild acquaintance. I will accept only from somebody I really really like.

ONLY YOUR SPECIFIC GERMS ARE ACCEPTABLE ON MY SCREAM HOLE, THOT

madly-handsome:

anxious-baby-nightmare:

Roman: Okay have you ever done something illegal and gotten away with it?

Patton: Well, you know how on Halloween there are the bowls of candy with a take one sign on it?

Logan: *rolls eyes*

Patton: Guuuilltyyy

Roman: You are just… too precious. What about you Vir-

Virgil: Attempted murder.

Roman: …wow.

Virgil: *smirking and starring Roman dead in the eye* As of yet they’ve been too dumb to realise my plans.

Logan: It’s true, he’s shown me his scrapbook. It’s very intricate.

Wow why is it a mood that I’m both

Signs that You’re Being Manipulated

nyxwordsmith:

ammirite:

im-p-short:

onlinecounsellingcollege:

1. They twist your words and use them against you.

2. They’re mean – but then they say that you misunderstood them.

3. They make you feel guilty for saying, no.

4. They act cold towards you if you don’t do what they want.

5. You never feel as if you meet their expectations.

6. You feel as if you’re walking on eggshells all the time.

7. You constantly feel anxious about the relationship.

8. It causes you to question your own sanity.

…

ok, but this is literally a description of my relationship with my dad

Important for all the folks

nyxwordsmith:

thestoryofme13:

shitmygaywifesays:

So tonight I found this in the bathroom:

And I took this picture and brought it out to the living room and showed my wife, and all I asked was “Baby, why?”

“Why what?”

“Baby??? Why.”

“We needed toothpaste!”

And I stared at her for a minute and she looked at me uncomprehending until her eyes widened and she went “OHhhh! The knife!” and she laughed a little before going back to what she was doing.

I…. Still don’t know why.

@nyxwordsmith

I mean….it makes sense 🖤💜