parano–vigilant:

I feel like these two would like those shows. also this would also be longer but i couldn’t bring myself to dis either of them haha

echointhetincan:

Patton: V? I know I said I’m allergic, but I can see how much you want this cat, and… I think we really should get one.

Virgil: Pat, no. We’ve talked about this. You’re gonna die. You said it yourself, the meds are not 100% reliable-

Patton: We can try! I can take more meds! I don’t need to cuddle it too much!!

Virgil: Pat, that’s horrible! Why would you want this if you don’t even get to cuddle it in the end?? You-

Patton, in tears: Because I don’t want to block your from having a cat anymore!!!

Virgil, also in tears, screaming: WELL I DON’T WANT TO BLOCK   Y O U   FROM   B R E A T H I N G – 

silentsanders:

Okay but Patton after playing horror games

Patton: Alright kiddos! I’m going to need you all to spend the night in my room!

Virgil: Uh.. Why?

Patton: Because there is no way I am sleeping tonight.