romanochez:

the sides as things I’ve done (but updated)

Logan: read so often in class that had to be put on “Book Watch” (basically just two students screaming when they catch you reading)

Patton: heard someone say “I’m cold” and responded with “hello cold, I’m dad!”

Roman: will say “move, peasants!” every time someone is walking slow/a group won’t make a pathway

Virgil: a lot of self-esteem jokes but don’t worry they’re making people laugh

Deceit: used a cheat sheet on every Spanish test in third and fourth grade

Bonus;

Remy: calls out people’s bullshit by either starting or ending the statement with “sweetie”, “sweetheart”, or “honey” (sarcasm, obviously)

katatles-the-fish:

misplaced-my-notes:

much-the-millers-kid:

pendragonqueen09:

misplaced-my-notes:

Logan, standing in the shower: How do I shower? the same as you, you imbecile. I get in the shower, I get nice and wet…

Logan, holding up a jar of crofters: … then I get the Crofters and I –

Roman: How do I shower? Why, the same as you, you overtoasted marshmallow! First and foremost, I get into the shower! then I get nice and wet-

Roman: -finally, I grab my katana and begin the quest to defeat the witch dragon-

Virgil: How do I shower? Same as you, weirdo. First, I get into the shower. Then I get nice and wet-

Virgil: -then I curl up and question my existence until the water is cold enough to startle me back into consciousness-

Patton: how do I shower? The same as you, silly! I get in the shower, get nice and wet…

Patton, holding up a puppy: … then we start to shampoo the puppy and –

Deceit: How do I shower? Same as you, you oversized, disease-ridden, Maggot! I get in the shower, get nice and wet…

Deceit, scrubbing a plate: Then I start washing the dishes-

virgilsblogofanxietys:

My beautifully Extra boi 🖤

allfavoritesaside:

Patton: You got the stuff?

Roman: *opens box to reveal seven puppies*

Patton: Didn’t I order eight?

Roman: Hey, I’m just the delivery boy-*his shirt barks quietly*

sandersshitpost:

madd-catter:

anxious-baby-nightmare:

Roman: *walking into kitchen* Yes, I finally finished this script!

Logan: Ah. Excelent work Roman.

Roman: Now its time to reward myself with some water!

Logan: Wh- Roman thats not a reward thats something you need to do to survive.

Roman: *shrugs* I needed to finish that script. Surviving was not a luxury I could afford.

Virgil: *Throws a water bottle at Roman from the living room* HYDRATE YOURSELF BITCH!

Virgil: This bitch dehydrated, YEET!

amazing

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

Patton: Do you want to know what word I think means ‘the process of becoming an adult’

Logan: Yes

Patton: Adulthood. I’ve known the correct definition for the entirety of the series

Logan, whispering: Oh my god

Patton: I only called it adultery so that I may provide some comic relief. I know what adultery means and I misused the word continuously for the sake of hilarity

Logan: Why are you telling me all of this??

Patton, smirking: Because nobody will ever believe you

Logan: You sick son of a bitch

too-precious-to-process:

Virgil: chairs? What are c h a i r s? I only sit on counters, tables, and window sills.