if i fits i sits
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
German women were given gold medals for giving birth… – WTF fun facts
Marks and Rec: Misc #1240
(Answer the question, Iplier.) (Dialogue from twitter.)
Leather and Latex
Synopsis: Kinkiplier is a newer ego in the manor and is trying his best to get his sex ed classes up and running. He decides to seek the help of Dr. Iplier since the ego is not only the resident physician, but also extremely knowledgeable when it comes to anatomy and sex. Doc is a bit hesitant at first, so Kink decides it’s best to demonstrate what his students will be learning; they say we learn best through experience after all.
Darkiplier: we ought to spice things up in the bedroom.
Wilford: …okay! [later]
Darkiplier: …Wil, what’s the stuff on the bed?
Wilford, seductively: paprika
Re-blogging ‘cause I think everyone could use this at one point in there life or another.
me reclining in diamonds and a black velvet dress with a slit up the side on a red velvet couch covered in silk handkerchiefs with a crystal glass full of the finest liquor in one hand and the other thrown over my eyes in elegant anguish: i’m sick
mom: how did you do on that math test you had last week
me: eh okay… i got a B
hips: no you didn’t… you got a C..
me: mom my hips are lying..
mom: sweety.. hips don’t lie.. ur grounded..
OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL???
Mark’s face though when Jack did the deep voice thing.
OH MY GOD 😂
😂😂😂
*drops my pencil* *bends over to pick it up* *britney spears toxic starts playing*
Think Things 