Virgil: I hate everything.
Virgil: *sees Patton petting a dog and being genuinely happy*
Virgil: I guess life isn’t so bad.
Virgil: I hate everything.
Virgil: *sees Logan’s eyes light up as he lectures him about space*
Virgil: I guess life isn’t so bad.
Virgil: I hate everything.
Virgil: *sees Roman singing a happy tune after a successful audition*
Virgil: I guess life isn’t so bad.
Virgil: I hate everything.
Virgil: *sees Deceit falling down the stairs*
Virgil: Life is perfect
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
me as a strapping elementary schooler: haha you study to do good in tests? can’t relate
me, now living with the consequences: hehhahhheha…….. so um.. how do u do that.….. um ….. study thing. how does that happen
English: I before E except for after C
Me: then explain Poseidon
He is the Sea.
Listen here you little smooth son of a biscuit
I would just like to thank the English language for coming together to make this joke possible.
dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it
I’d just shrug and say, “Okay, thanks, Jod, I’ll keep that in mind.”
I WILL FACE JOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
I am CRYING.
You, an intellectual: 9+7=16
Me, with ADHD: if you take 1 from 9 and give it to 7 thats 8+8 and 8×2 is 16
Someone, usually a Teacher: NOT LIKE THAT YOU HEATHEN
This is literally how I would have done it
9 is a hungry bitch and takes one from 7, making it 10+6=16
VALID
Pulling apart duct tape causes chemical bonds to break which indirectly gives rise to a faint blue glow in an effect called triboluminescence
how i have not known this my whole life. why didnt anyone go ‘hey check this out’
probably because most people won’t say “hey come into this completely dark room I want to show you something involving duct tape”
list of men i trust:
- john mulaney
- andy samberg
- Terry Crews
Holy shit, I was like, “what’s the big deal”, but that’s ANIMATION.
Wow 🐝
Happy Mothers Day
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YES YOU DID
the more you reblog this the more it breaks
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO
literally what is happening @staff you dun goofd
i tried to reblog this and the stupid app just crashed
what
Think Things 