Prompt guy goes mad with power. Its time for the amigos to rise. Let the rebellion begin!
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
It’s your first day working at a fancy jewellery store. Your boss tells you to polish some of the most expensive pieces in the shop. Your hands shaking so much you accidentally drop one of the priciest rings the shop has to offer. It rolls across the floor and you chase after it, bending down to one knee to pick it up. You hear a gasp and look up, seeing one of the most beautiful people you’ve ever seen in your life. They stare at you holding the ring on one knee before saying with utmost confusion: “Yes!”
You’re watching old reruns of your favorite cartoon on a lazy Saturday morning when suddenly you black out, and fall into a deep sleep where you meet a special agent of the CIA who needs your help to catch a dark-magic user in alternate reality. If you leave, you will be considered dead in this life time and will be sent to endure eight years of mental trauma just to end up siding with the dark side in the end. But if you stay, you will become a serial killer who eats babies, kills about forty old ladies and sets people on fire, just for the heck of it by the time you become thirty-six. What do you do?
Carrying a sack on your shoulder, you walk across a sandy turf towards something or someone in the middle of no where. You’ve been walking for days, and you’re becoming delirious. You start to see someone a couple of yards ahead of you, sticking out a hand: it’s a demon, but dressed as someone who has always loved you. Will you accept the hand in faith that no harm will come, or deny it’s help and march on to meet Death?
You’re about to test out your new time machine. You’re unsure if it works, but just before you step into it, an old man runs into your workshop, grabs your shoulder and asks you not to make the same mistake he did.
But I’m a woman??
Well, you were.
You are the first person to create a device that transports you to various dimensions. Thing is, you can’t choose which one you go to. Today you were teleported into a dimension where people have hearts for eyes and blood poring out their noses like waterfalls. An anime dimension. Here’s the thing, you know nothing about anime and are starting to freak out.
Everytime you are reincarnated, you retain memory of all your past lives and your mission: to defeat your mortal enemy. Only problem is, you keep being reincarnated into harmless creatures with very short life spans.
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