A man in an interrogation room says “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.”
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
The different kind of tears – WTF fun facts
The wedge-tailed eagle – WTF fun facts
Magician: I’ll sign this contract only if you take a pic with me
Phantom: *applies new layers of eyeliner, and pulls on his casual coat for warmth* Very well
Magician: You have to make this pose
Phantom: *restrained swearing of irritation* Then. You. Sign.
When you finally understand a joke, and start laughing. But it was like ten minutes ago.
Broken Hardware Chapter 2
Dinner And A Show
“Out of all of the engines Mark choices to create, it’s him.” Google growled under his breath as he sat at the table.
“I guess you could say I have a thing for men in ties.” Anti chuckled, leaning against Dark as he teased Micro.
“They are quite flattering, aren’t they?” Micro chuckled as well.
“They’re a great tool to use.” Anti wrapped his hand up in Dark’s tie.
So a guy walks into a bar and orders a pint of less.
#when i am having a good time and suddenly anxiety hits me
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: and so they never met
Fanfic: here’s a funny story
Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.
Fanfic: Actually,
Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Canon: they are roomates
Fanfic: OMG THEY ARE ROOMMATES
Think Things 