What do you call a bee that lives in America?
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
What’s sexually transmitted and has a 100% death rate?
Asian guy walks into a bar
My friend always tells everyone that he’s a private investigator,
Why Moses was the one who received the ten Commandments
I read a joke about Oedipus and Midas.
So a guy walks into a bar and orders a pint of less.
A priest enters a fish market.
I just got the new iPhone for my wife
*tips fedora at mosquito*
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