*at the hall of the gods*
Poseidon: I’m asking you to be respectful here, son.
Percy: I politely decline.
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
Jazz: Tell me something hot.
Prowl: The rate of Global Warming has been increasing nearly three times as much over the last three decades.
Jazz: Yes. That’s what I meant. Thank you Prowl.
Jazz: So, how’s the prettiest person in the universe doing?
Prowl: *barely spares Jazz a glance*
Prowl: *casually* I don’t know, how are you?
Jazz:
Jazz: *voice cracks* I’m fine.
Jazz: See Prowl, the way the whole friend thing works is you have to tell each other the deep stuff.
Prowl: The deep stuff? Like what?
Jazz: Like… What’s your favorite color?
Prowl: Now you’ve stepped over the line.
Morty: What’s wrong with you?
Rick: Almost everything.
Jazz: Can we finish up this meeting? I have the urge to do something stupid.
Prowl: *mutters* So if I was something stupid, would you do me?
Everyone: …
Prowl: Uh, I mean… you must want to… do yourself… because you sure are something stupid.
Blaster, in the background: That was as smooth as sandpaper.
Prowl: I’m not really good at talking to others.
Jazz: Why? You’re hot.
Prowl: What?
Jazz: You know… You’re an appealing bot… mech… bot-mech.
Jazz: When in doubt… C4. *grins maniacally*
Optimus: So how did you get into a car accident?
Prowl: Well, we were driving and there was a deer in the road that Jazz didn’t notice. So, I said ‘Jazz, deer!’.
Jazz: …
Prowl: And you want to tell Optimus what your responce was?
Jazz: …
Jazz: (sighs)
Jazz: ‘Yes honey?’
Jazz: You use sarcasm to distance people.
Prowl: And yet you’re still here.
Think Things 