Prowl gets lost in a crowd.
Jazz: *frantically* Have you seen my boyfriend? I lost him in the crowd.
Someone: What does he look like?
Jazz: *sobbing* BEAUTIFUL.
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
Jazz: What’s wrong with you?
Prowl: Off the top of my head, I’d say low social bonds, a lack of empathy, a generic predisposition for anxiety and depression and a hint of buried self hate.
Wheeljack: Ratchet, if we’re gonna survive tonight, you’re gonna need to harness your repressed rage.
Ratchet: I DON’T HAVE ANY!
Wheeljack: Spoken like a person with repressed rage.
Prowl: Jazz, I’m this close to smacking you.
Jazz: …Prowl, your fingers are touching.
Prowl: Exactly.
Jazz: …
Jazz: *runs*
Jazz: Prowl, Prowl! I messed up BIG time!
Prowl: Jazz, given what you do on a daily basis, you need to be more specific.
Jazz: *Lies down seductively on Prowl’s desk*
Jazz: Heya Prow- *desk breaks*
Prowl: *facepalms*
Dark: In this house, we love and respect Wilford Warfstache.
Dark: *pokes Google’s chest* ALL of us.
Mom: you look exhausted, are you okay?
Dad: it must be because you stayed up late again
Inner Me: holy shit they noticed you’re staying up time to d e l e t e everything
Also Inner Me: well its about time you fucking noticed I’ve been pulling this shit since like 2013 fuck you
Also also Inner Me: *sobbing uncontrollably* they noticed oh my god thank god they can tell me to stop being stupid and get my act together
Also also also Inner Me: how late can I stay up tonight before they finally notice how far can I go I will n e v e r sleep again
Outer Me: *finger guns* yeah lol I just didn’t sleep great
-AN ALTERNATIVE-
Amy: you look exhausted, are you okay?
Tyler: it must be because you stayed up late recording again
Inner Mark: holy shit they noticed time to d e l e t e everything
Dark: well its about time you fucking noticed I’ve only been pulling this shit since like 2013 fuck you
Host: *sobbing uncontrollably* they noticed oh my god thank god they can tell us to stop being stupid and get our act together
Wilford: how many people can I kill before they finally notice how far can I go I will n e v e r sleep again
Outer Mark: *finger guns* yeah lol I just didn’t sleep great
Anti: I heard that you’re Genderfluid, is that true?
Dark: Yes.
Anti: Oh cool! So, which bathroom do you usually use?
Dark: *sarcastically* I physically rip myself in half so each half can go into each bathroom.
Anti: That’s so COOL!!! You can split yourself in two?!
Dark: ???!?!?
Dark: Anti, what the fuck?
Dapper Jack: it’s just a moo point.
Chase Brody: a moo point?
Dapper Jack: yeah. it’s like a cow’s opinion; it just doesn’t matter. it’s moo.
Chase Brody whispering to Anti: have i been friends with him too long or did that all just make sense?
Think Things 