foxtamer113:

Dark: Nobody loves me.

Wilford, pointing to himself: Are you sure about that?!

foxtamer113:

Schneep: Where’s Anti?

Chase: We locked him in the bathroom.

Jackieboy: Chase! We weren’t supposed to say that!

Chase: Oh. Uh, we’re not in trouble are we?

Schneep: …I’m alright with that. Just don’t come running to me when Anti eventually gets out of there.

just-textposts-now:

Dark, shirtless: I seem to have lost my top..

Bim Trimmer: You have 59 other shirts, grab another on-

Google: Wilford is outside with “Dark Chica”

septic-dr-schneep:

Wilford: My whole life can be summed up in one sentence: Things didn’t go according to plan.

Dark: Well, that’s no surprise, Wilford; you created the plan.

just-textposts-now:

Darkiplier: If the multiverse theory is true, then that means there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Bing: The multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations.

Warfstache: Except in the universe where it does.

Google: I’m having an aneurysm.

foxtamer113:

Dark: Would you please get that for me? *points at the mug at the top shelf he can’t reach*

Wilford: So you admit that I’m important to you! *smug grin*

Dark: I could easily replace you with a stepladder. *deadpan*

foxtamer113:

Dark: Whoever took my chocolate, come forward and all will be forgiven.

Dr. Iplier:

The Host:

Wilford:

Google:

Bim:

Silver:

Ed Edgar:

Dark: Smart. You knew that I would never forgive you.

harleysgothamonline:

How Hawkeye became an Avenger

Nick Fury: Do you have any superpowers we should know about?

Hawkeye: I don’t have any powers, I just saw the add.

Nick fury: Your in.

foxtamer113:

Wilford: Dark, if we’re gonna survive tonight, you’re gonna need to harness your repressed rage.

Dark: I DON’T HAVE ANY!

Wilford: Spoken like a person with repressed rage.

foxtamer113:

Wilford: Look! I made a marshmallow Dark. His arms are crossed because he’s mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying him.

Wilford: Do you like it?

Dark: [holding back his tears] It’s okay.