Author: Time Lizzy Saint

Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.

A Request

snarkyowl:

Well uhh how do I explain this one
um
it’s just
badly written bing and google smut
really long for some reason. aa?

Bing wasn’t one to ask Google for things very often. Despite the blossoming friendship they awkwardly carried between them, there was a level of understanding passed between them that they weren’t quite at any real level of friendship yet.

Bing knew it was a dumb thing to do, but he wanted to try it. Needed to, really. Feeling more human than he ever had was getting to his decision making skills (though he wasn’t sure he’d had good decision making skills before either), and he was going for it.

Google was, predictably, right where Bing thought he would be. The android looked both surprised and unsurprised to see him, an odd mix of confusion and his classic annoyance that always greeted Bing when he visited.

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bing-iplier:

Google: Bing? What an incompetant idiot who never does anything right I- *thousands of Bing’s selfies fall out of his pocket* What? I have no idea where these pictures came from it must have been Warfst- *Printers start printing pictures of Bing with a heart around him* Hang on no this must be a glitch I-