Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
steve introducing himself to Groot in the middle of battle and not fucking freaking out bc there is talking tree right next to him,,, and thor not even trying to hurt gamora after he finds out shes the daughter of the fucker who killed his brother but instead sort of comforts her,,,,, sarah rogers and frigga didn’t raise no rude ass boys. both of their sons may be thicc, hot, strong bearded avengers but THEY HAVE THICCER & STRONGER HEARTS
Mirrors are actually portals to other dimensions. It your reflection’s job to mimic your movements and “block” you from entering through the mirror. One day your reflection steps aside with a devilish grin and beckons you to step inside.
I’m going to try and remember to reblog these cause they do inspire me. Sometimes for scripts sometimes for fanfics
damien saying things like “jeepers!” And “aw narts” or even “gosh darn” and everyone finding it adorable. his sister teases him about it all the time. the colonel and mark regularly try to get him to say fuck. it makes arguments hard because how can u be serious at a man saying “gosh darn you!”
You are a lazy super villain that’s been given a piece of software that can predict the butterfly effect of any action you put into it. Write about how you are gonna conquer the world without any effort while watching Netflix.
00:00:00: Okay, so. Figuring out how to use this KAiOS software. Some pompous dickhead calling themselves the Chronomonger materialized out of nowhere and dropped it in my lap, said that with it I would have the power to defeat Omnicroix, take over the world, ensure a future where the Chronomonger reigns, blah blah blah, you know how time travel works.
00:00:08: Question: Why me? Yes, okay, I’m technically a supervillain, part of Omnicroix’s rogue’s gallery, blah blah. But I’m C-list, at best. You’ve heard of me, right? The Bulk? Superpower: being generally massive and bulletproof and good at smashing through stuff. And, okay, yeah, kind of lazy. Look, I’m no mastermind, not like Doctor Desparia or N-Tellek or the Dark Bulb. I don’t do supervillain plots. I ate a radioactive donut once and now I can intimidate most people into giving me whatever I want, and all I want is to never have to work another day in my life. I shouldn’t even be on Omnicroix’s radar, y’know? A guy like him, protecting the world, paying attention some bum like me? Just because I’m in his strength class, I’m his nemesis or something. Not like I can fly, or move at super-speed, or think super-fast, like he can. Life ain’t fair, I’m telling you.
00:00:24: Wait, fuck, you think the Chronomonger meant to give it to the Bulb instead? Like, there was a typo in their history books?? I went by the Dark Bulk for like two minutes back in the nineties.
00:00:27: Shit, I have no idea what I’m getting into here.
00:00:89: Anyway, this KAiOS thing seems easy enough to use. You put an action into it, and then you slide down to any point in the timeline and you get to see what all the results of your actions are. Uh, okay, let’s say I try and kidnap that reporter Omnicroix is always hanging around, I don’t know what good that’ll do, but let’s see what happens…
00:05:74: Oh fuck, this is way too much information. So I’m in jail, no shit, and some guy who was around during the kidnapping ends up missing a date with his boyfriend, and one of the cops who arrested me ends up taking a detour on the way home where they witness a car accident and
because of this the price of pig iron goes up two points because the woman who was driving one of the cars is –
00:12:76: Aaahhh my head hurts
00:25:77: Okay. Calm down. Uh, let’s see here, I can change the settings to track specific people and events instead of just vomiting information at me. Okay, so let’s dial in on Omnicroix. I do something less obvious, let’s say I overturn a car and make him take a second out of his day to check it out. What happens then…?
00:38:62: Okay, so he gets exposed to negarays in a fight with N-Tellek. That doesn’t happen in the original timeline. So this is good. Let’s see how long he’s out of commission…
00:68:36: Wait, but because he was exposed to negarays, his cells were supercharged with nega-entropic energy, allowing his body to survive the trip into the Entropic Zone years later, meaning that he’s able to stop the re-invasion of Infiniac – wait, who the fuck is Infiniac? I’ve never heard of this guy. I guess I missed him because I was focusing on Omnicroix? Let me just scroll back and see if it’s a good thing that Infiniac is defeated …
00:74:43: Okay, so Infiniac wants to destroy all of reality, so I guess it’s a good thing that Omnicroix was exposed to negarays so that he could defeat him, unless…
01:00:87: So, if Omnicroix does die in his trip into the Entropic Zone, the Cosmic Coalition rises up to defeat Infiniac, but as a result Australia is destroyed.
01:37:91: Maybe it’s a good thing that Australia is destroyed???
03:14:22: Okay, okay, okay, okay. If Infiiac dies in the Hungarian-Cosmic Wars, then the Trans-Dimensional Trade Alliance doesn’t exist to prevent the start of the Orbital Wars, meaning that I (yeah, apparently my mutation also made me immortal? This is honestly the least interesting part at this point) am Third Consul to the Kaizer Imperative. But if Infiniac doesn’t die, and is instead captured alive (this is assuming I order a ham on rye next Thursday, instead of a sub) then that means he’s able to be used a fuel source for the Omnicroix Engine, meaning that Omnicroix is resurrected in Triune mode just in time to prevent the annexation of the Outer Rim by the Churniggus Enclave, meaning that the Trade Alliance exists, meaning that Orbital Wars don’t happen, meaning that –
03:14:23: What the fuck am I even talking about anymore
03:14:24: Fuck this
03:14:25: Fuck this
03:14:26: Yo fuck this shit for real
So, it’s been a couple of weeks. I finally figured out why I was given the KAiOS software to begin with. There’s a personality type that wants to solve everything, know all the angles, that type-A real ambitious personality that tries to live to their fullest and take full advantage of the opportunities they’re given. Guys like Omnicroix, or Doctor Desparia, or so on.
And then there’s guys like me.
Fuck all these numbers, fuck all the simulations. I turned the KAiOS software over to Omnicroix, told him exactly what it did. From what I’m hearing, poor guy had a nervous breakdown, being able to know the consequences of his every action or inaction. Supposedly he’s in the Silent Realms right now, taking a mental health break. The KAiOS software still exists. There’s this huge schism in the superhero community about what to do with it.
So, I don’t get bothered half as much now, and things seem like they’re going pretty well. I mean, I could’ve looked all this up before handing over the KAiOS software, ran the numbers, figured out how this would all turn out in the end.
But that would’ve cut into the time for my Netflix binging, and really, who wants to spend the effort doing that?
Omg, I love this so much!
“Maybe it’s a good thing that Australia is destroyed???“
Think Things 