Sometimes I hide my girlfriend’s inhaler
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
A lost dog strays into a jungle
$10,000/bullet Assassin
My wife packed my bags and kicked me out of the house.
With the rise of self-driving vehicles…
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.
I gently slid her panties to the side…
Interviewer: “I heard you were extremely quick at math”
A very handsome man gets into a terrible car accident.
If you ever miss 4:20 just wait untill 4:22 because…
