rexuality:

• easy bake oven
• expired coupon
• spam email
• wet sock
• squeaky grocery cart
• inconvenient fire drill
• cold bowl of soup
• itchy sweater
• unnecessary movie sequel
• overdraft bank fee
• crying baby on a plane
• wobbly table
• sun glare when I’m driving just before sunset and I have to put my sun visor down because I forgot my sunglasses but I’m still really uncomfortable and it’s just a big hassle all around
• billy

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

someone help me find that image of 4 cats being held up in front of a brightly coloured background. the cats look calm being held but each have their own personality

nvm i found it

showerthoughtsofficial:

Anxiety is like being set on fire and trying to be calm about it while waiting for someone to put it out. But everyone around you is like, “What fire? Don’t worry about it.”

incorrect-ego-quotes:

Dr. Schneeplestein: Chase is late. again.

Marvin The Magician: how did this happen? i called him at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.

Dapper Jack: i wrote up that fake schedule for him saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.

Anti: i set his clock to say PM when it’s really AM.

Dr. Schneeplestein: oh, boy. we may have overdone it.

[Chase bursts through the door, messy and scared]

Chase Brody: WHAT THE HELL TIME IS IT?!

holloweentwinkie:

1) Sansby~! ❤

2) From my head, lots of game theories, watching Let’s Plays, and magic! 😀

3) And these delicious things *drools*

writing-prompt-s:

Exactly half of the people in the world are trying to kill you; exactly half are trying to save you. Dramatic events always happen wherever you are. You don’t give it much thought. You live a normal life, right? Hilarity ensues.

writing-prompt-s:

As a very socially awkward person, you rely on self-checkouts to avoid unnecessary human interaction. Today, your worst nightmare becomes reality when you hear that awful beep and a single word flashes up on the screen: “DECLINED”