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For a long time the kingdom had disapproved of the dragon’s presence. They’ve thrown armies at it, tried traps, poisons, knights, hired adventurerers, wise men and dragon slayers. Nothing works. Then, a woman with no weapon or armor approached the dragons’ cave and with a book or some stitching to help her pass the time, just simply sat, and talked and listened. Talked about anything and everything. Every day she does this. Then, one day, she stopped coming. She gave it a longing that no one else had ever given it. Some say she left because the beast made her go mad, poisoned her mind. Others say this was how she defeated the foul creature.

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itwasnineintheafternoon:

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You’ve been putting off cleaning your late fishes aquarium. Today the algae did its first space flight test.

I stared at the aquarium. A little rocket plopped out of the water and fell on the floor. «Man.. i really need to clean.» I said as ate my fourth sandwich. «I’ll do it tomorrow.» But i didn’t. I never did. The algae treated me like a God. I was God.

Please, don’t ever clean your aquarium

It honestly was a little shocking to find small statues of myself littering the area that the algae grew from, but i ignored it, thinking that was just normal algae stuff

a few days later, I walked towards the aquarium to find it completely empty. I looked up and saw a hole in the roof, the edges covered in algae. I looked down and saw a note being held down by a small likeness of myself. “Thanks for helping us. In return, we will send a bust of you to Venus, your favorite planet. Goodbye and thank you for everything you’ve done”

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