Exactly half of the people in the world are trying to kill you; exactly half are trying to save you. Dramatic events always happen wherever you are. You don’t give it much thought. You live a normal life, right? Hilarity ensues.
*Is walking down the street*
*has a knife thrown at me*
*someone jumps in to save me.*
Hey, thanks dude
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
You become a dragon during the present time. You now must hide from the government and fight the urge to burn down cities.
For a long time the kingdom had disapproved of the dragon’s presence. They’ve thrown armies at it, tried traps, poisons, knights, hired adventurerers, wise men and dragon slayers. Nothing works. Then, a woman with no weapon or armor approached the dragons’ cave and with a book or some stitching to help her pass the time, just simply sat, and talked and listened. Talked about anything and everything. Every day she does this. Then, one day, she stopped coming. She gave it a longing that no one else had ever given it. Some say she left because the beast made her go mad, poisoned her mind. Others say this was how she defeated the foul creature.
Time travel has finally been invented, and you go back in time to stop the burning of the Library of Alexandria. When you get there, however, you find that it was burned for a VERY good reason.
Write of an event where this quote is relevant: “Right action is better than knowledge;but in order to do what is right, we must know what is right.” – Charlemagne
this cat’s born to make HISSS-tory
You’ve been putting off cleaning your late fishes aquarium. Today the algae did its first space flight test.
I stared at the aquarium. A little rocket plopped out of the water and fell on the floor. «Man.. i really need to clean.» I said as ate my fourth sandwich. «I’ll do it tomorrow.» But i didn’t. I never did. The algae treated me like a God. I was God.
Please, don’t ever clean your aquarium
It honestly was a little shocking to find small statues of myself littering the area that the algae grew from, but i ignored it, thinking that was just normal algae stuff
a few days later, I walked towards the aquarium to find it completely empty. I looked up and saw a hole in the roof, the edges covered in algae. I looked down and saw a note being held down by a small likeness of myself. “Thanks for helping us. In return, we will send a bust of you to Venus, your favorite planet. Goodbye and thank you for everything you’ve done”
w h o l e s o m e
i made my choice
My dear DoodleforFood friend is so innocent and sweet and I do not deserve her >_< ❤ #awesomecon2018
parttimeweirdofulltimefanperson:
In a world where everybody’s a browser, you’re in love with google chrome but you’re just a simple internet exp—
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