renniequeer:

renniequeer:

My dad: “So if your pronouns are they and them, how should I refer to you when I brag about you? My daughter? My son?”

Me: “Mom’s just been calling me her kid or her child.”

My dad: “I shall call you…my Eldest Spawn.”

I feel like it’s worth noting that he was wearing a Cthulu t-shirt when this happened.

silverhawk:

silverhawk:

red pandas just stand up when they encounter things they dont understand & i love them for it

what absolute madmen

dynastylnoire:

ambivalenceandgin:

death-by-lulz:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

“Do what you must, for I have already won.”

Me

Blessed image

troubledsurvivors:

Just because someone was abused in the past doesn’t mean they have the right to abuse you.

zooophagous:

bestanimetrash:

Reblog to save a life

Note from a graphic designer who has to fix this shit all day: rich black is prettier sure but for the love of the gods don’t use it for text if it’s going on newsprint. If its anything other than solid black it will bleed out and become unreadable.

Half my job is fixing this mistake all day from people who really really should know better. And now you know!

would you rather explore…

paper-mario-wiki:

ancient ruins or a dead mall

deep space or the deep ocean

a fully automated candy factory or an artisan wood carver’s cabin

the past or the future

a perfectly kept greenhouse or a densely packed pine tree forest