Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
The expectations affect a woman’s ability to work outside the home.
“She doesn’t even get out of the house in that situation. She is trapped in that home,” Melinda Gates told Refinery29 during a round table interview earlier this year. “So she doesn’t even get to go to the market, or participate in a job.“
-baby dragons that will try to bite lighters and cigarettes and any other form of flame including gas stovetops because a baby dragon biting flame is like a baby human chewing on a teething toy they just gotta do it
-baby dragons that will also try to bite lightbulbs, including holiday lights and phone screens, because they haven’t figured out yet that these are not Real Fire
-baby dragons who love to just sit on the stovetop after the pots are removed and bask in the warmth
-baby dragons who start up a little hoard of small household items that are metallic and/or shiny, like paperclips and keys, because they’ve yet to be exposed to gold and jewels
-baby dragons who beg at the dinner table
-baby dragons who’ve figured out how to fly but not quite how to stop yet so they kinda just crash into something that’s hopefully soft to stop themselves
-adolescent dragons being introduced to jewelry for the first time and having to be told “no” unto they give up on stealing the items. For now….
-stashes of silverware and change and rhinestones being found back in the cupboards
-adolescent dragons who love music and can hum along
-adolescent dragons getting used to their leashes and going on walks
-adolescent dragons who learn to ride on your shoulder and at first you have to keep them tied to you so they don’t fly off when you go outside but pretty soon they learn and they love you enough to stay with you
-adolescent dragons going through crazy mood swings and being distant and aloof but eventually coming back for snuggles like always
-young dragons who start trying to preen your hair (it never goes very well but they try, okay? And you love them.)
-young dragons with tons of energy setting about doing everything possible to make their humans happy
-they can operate almost any lamp or lightswitch for you, and they’ll try to open your cupboards when you’re cooking and they’ll press elevator buttons and unzip your backpack/purse/briefcase and untie your shoes and fetch the paper and do just about any small task they can do to make you happy
-young dragons who think their scolding is what opens automatic doors for their owners
-young dragons who are incredibly, zealously eager to please, even though they don’t really know what they’re doing
-middle-aged dragons who start to lose some of the energy but are now incredibly loyal and know you and your habits to a fault
-middle-aged dragons who start taking naps on the window ledges and fall off a few times but they get the hang of it
-middle-aged dragons who stay on your shoulder almost all the time now, wrapping their tail around your other shoulder for balance
-middle-aged dragons that will affectionately rub their heads along your neck and cheek and jawline
-old dragons who just lay around and nap happily all the time
-seriously they’re like cats and sunbeams
-old dragons who sit in your lap and eat off your plate at dinner because they’ve darn well earned the privilege and everybody else knows it
-old dragons who are terrible influences and start showing the younger dragons how to hoard and steal shiny things
-old dragons that curl up under your chin and lie on your chest and bask in your presence
-service dragons who help disabled people go about their lives
-pet dragons who are basically therapy animals
-pet dragons that are incredibly loving and demonstrative of that love
-pet dragons who are loyal and who bond closely and work with and love their humans
-pet dragons who are the sweetest things in the universe
How in the world can people have such beautiful hair and it not look like it is dying?! I WANT TO KNOW THEIR SECRETS! So gorgeous. :3 And the styles.
Hair porn, guys. This is it.
SIT Y’ALLS MOTHERFUDGING ASSES DOWN BECAUSE I’M GETTIN ANGRY.
DYE DOES NOT KILL YOUR HAIR. I DON’T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I CAN TELL PEOPLE THIS. BLEACH. BLEACH KILLS YOUR HAIR.
with that being said, it’s relatively easy to repair your hair. DO YOU KNOW HOW EASY?! WELL IMMA TELL YOU.
BUY ALMOST ANY GODDAMN CONDITIONER. 3 MINUTE DEEP CONDITIONERS WORK BEST BUT STILL. 3 DOLLAR WALMART STUFF WILL DO YOU A WHOLE FRACKING WORLD OF GOOD. YOU SLATHER YOUR HEAD IN THAT SHIT AND LEAVE IT ON FOR A HALF HOUR. TADA MOTHERFUCKER. TA-FUCKING-DA. YOUR HAIR IS GONNA FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WORKS? NOT WASHING YOUR GODDAMN HAIR EVERY DAY LIKE A LUNATIC. THAT’S BAD FOR YOUR HAIR. AFTER BLEACHING YOU SHOULD WAIT TO WASH IT FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN STAND. DO YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THE NATURAL OILS REPAIR HAIR BETTER THAN ANYTHING YOU CAN BUY AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? IT’S FUCKING FREEEEEEEEEEEE.
NOW, THE THIRD WAY TO MAKE YOUR GOD DAMN GLORIOUS HAIR LOOK NICE AFTER BLEACHING IS TO TRIM OFF THE MOTHERFUDGIN’ DEAD ENDS. YOU SHOULD ALWAYS CLIP DEAD ENDS ANYWAYS.
THE DYE DOESN’T DAMAGE YOUR HAIR. IN FACT, IT CONDITIONS A LITTLE BIT. ESPECIALLY VEGETABLE BASED DYES LIKE MANIC PANIC AND STUFF. BASICALLY ALL THE FUN COLORS. PLEASE STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH DYED HAIR THAT IT’S GONNA TURN TO SHIT. WE KNOW. WE ALSO KNOW HOW TO AVOID IT BECAUSE WE’RE NOT AS IGNORANT AS YOU WERE AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS POST.
NOW YOU MIGHT ALSO BE THINKING “FINE BUT THIS BITCH DON’T KNOW SHIT”
WRONG MOTHERFUCKER. I FINISHED ALL MY APPRENTICE HOURS TO BECOME A HAIRDRESSER BEFORE QUITTING. MY HAIR HAS BEEN EVER COLOR OF THE FUCKING RAINBOW AND THEN SOME. PERSONAL EXPERIENCE MY FRIEND. MY HAIR IS STILL SOFTER THAN A FUCKING KITTEN.
LASTLY, EVEN BLEACH ISN’T THAT BAD IF DONE PROPERLY. ALTHOUGH I DO NOT RECOMMEND IT, YOU CAN BLEACH YOUR HAIR TWICE IN ONE DAY (PROPERLY) AND STILL BE RELATIVELY OKAY. DON’T BE STUPID, PLEASE TALK TO YOUR HAIRDRESSERS BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING ON YOUR OWN. DRAGON OUT.
i may or may not have gotten angry
OMG BLESS YOU
THANK YOU!
I HAD MY HAIR BRIGHT-FUCKING-RED FOR A WHILE, AND I GOT CONSTANT REMARKS ABOUT HOW THE COLOR WILL MAKE MY HAIR SHITTY.
STRANGERS NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND EDUCATE THEIR ASSES!
I DON’T EVEN FUCKING USE SHAMPOO – JUST A DOCTORED UP CONDITIONER! LIKE THE BADASS UP THERE SAID, LEAVING CONDITIONER IN YOUR HAIR MAKES IT SO DAMN SOFT ITS RIDICULOUS.
SHAMPOO ALSO THROWS THE PH OF YOUR HAIR OFF! YOUR SCALP IS SUPPOSED TO BE MILDLY ACIDIC, AND THOSE DETERGENTS STRIP OFF THE REPAIRING OILS *AND* MAKES IT BASIC!
YOU DON’T WANT BASIC-ASS HAIR!
SO I TOSS A FEW TABLESPOONS OF LEMON JUICE INTO MY CONDITIONER BOTTLE, SHAKE IT UP, SLATHER SOME ON MY HEAD, WASH THE REST OF MY GORGEOUS BODY WHILE THAT SHIT SOAKS IN, THEN RINSE LIKE A BOSS.
WORRIED ABOUT NOT BEING ‘CLEAN?’ FORGET IT! CONDITIONER + LEMON JUICE WORKS JUST AS WELL, LIFTING DIRT AND SWEATY SKIN CELLS OUT OF YOUR GLORIOUS MANE.
NO NEED FOR EXPENSIVE SHAMPOOS OR SALON CONDITIONER – THE 3-DOLLAR ‘SUAVE’ OR WHATEVER GENERIC-ASS CONDITIONER YOU WANT WILL WORK JUST AS WELL! (actually, the cheaper the better – cheap conditioners tend not to have silicones added, which weighs your hair down, and needs strong detergents to strip out, continuing the cycle of expensive products.)
SO YEAH! CANDY COLORED DYE + CHEAP CONDITIONER + LEMON JUICE – SHAMPOO = GLORIOUS, PUPPY-SOFT HAIR AND LESS DANDRUFF FROM AN UNHAPPY SCALP!
*I also add two drops of mint and rosemary essential oils to my shampoo, along with the lemon juice. Those oils repel ticks/fleas/lice AND smell magical together*
FUCK YEAAAHHHHHHHH
PRAISE THIS MOTHERFUCKING POST
I NOW DO NOT REGRET ASKING MY MUM TO DYE MY HAIR
I WANNA DYE MY HAIR BLUE AND IM GONNA SHOW MY MUM A (slightly edited) VERSION OF THIS POST
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