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Author: Time Lizzy Saint
snl is becoming more and more self written every week.
Jessica Chastain scalped everyone
snl is becoming more and more self written every week.
Jessica Chastain scalped everyone
An ancient sword containing the spirit of it’s original master accidentally gets included in a batch of scrap metal being smelted to build a mighty warship. When all seems lost in a desperate sea battle the spirit decides it is time for it to actively defend the crew it became protective of.
The crow visited every day, bringing tiny shiny trinkets. But today he had a note instead.
oh so i guess millennial children are too busy eating avocado toast to enjoy a nice hearty detergent pod
Fun Witchcraft Spell 🙂
Scream. Just Scream. That’s it. That’s the spell.
fun fact about american history: george washington was apparently so sexy that when he was 17 he went swimming a river and some girl that had a crush on him stole his clothes and watched as he walked around naked looking for them
aaron burr, the guy who shot alexander hamilton and also the second vice president of the united states, tried to start an empire out in texas
marquis de lafayette literally had to sneak out of france to come aid america and while some versions of the story claim that he disguised himself as a commoner, other versions say he dressed up like a woman
literally all the founding fathers had daddy issues, specifically alexander hamilton who refused to even befriend george washington initially because he didn’t want to grow close to someone who had the potential to become a father like figure to him
thomas jeffereson kept a bust of alexander hamilton in his house at monticello for no reason other than the fact that hamilton was his sworn enemy and he felt as though he needed a very expensive bust of his sworn enemy in his house
I love all of this please keep going.
they didn’t let hamilton try this one course of study at king’s college because it was so intense that it made one student literally get sick and have to go home for months on end and that student was james madison
One time during a battle on boats Hamilton had to swim back to shore and everyone thought he was dead so George Washington and the people who actually like Hamilton were all sitting around a table discussing his life and he just showed up dripping wet
It isn’t a fanfic unless Main Character has to tear their gaze away from the strip of skin revealed above Love Interest’s waistband when they casually stretch their arms above their head.
you can pry this trope from my cold dead hands
once a lady told me that if my plants are dying even when I’m caring for them correctly, it means they’re absorbing the curses my enemies are casting upon me. so now when my plants randomly die, I wonder if they died protecting me.
whoa
Is this why witches live in the forest? Blanket curse immunity?
[desert witch sees 1 tumbleweed] holy sHIT