jemcolins:

rjleyblue:

princefenris:

slaphat:

today i found out that when monarch butterflies migrate south for the winter, all the ones that go across the middle of lake superior suddenly stop going south and go west for five miles and then continue south. which really freaked scientists out cos like What is in the Middle of Lake Superior what do Butterflies know that We Dont Is This The End Times etc. anyway turns out about a hundred million years ago there was a mountain there and the butterflies still think they gotta fly around it. classic butterflies

combine this with the fact that caterpillars literally turn into bug soup in their crystallis, meaning there is no central nervous system to carry over any information, but they seem to retain memories from caterpillar life regardless…

and it brings up a lot of questions about what kind of information can even be stored in genes, like… does genetic memory really exist? what does this mean for humankind? could a race of people develop an instinctual memory of the land like this? are there people whose bones tell the stories of ancient mountains? what about my people? is the diaspora something that can be felt among every one of us? are we all the living cumulation of hundreds of thousands of ghosts?

i am simultaneously fascinated and frightened by this. classic butterflies indeed

#i’ve always been afraid of butterflies #i knew those fuckers were shady #what do you know butterflies #what the fuck do you KNOW

@queerenbian

lindsaychrist:

prestoflauto:

troyesivan:

lindsaychrist:

gabriella13702:

lindsaychrist:

strawberryzachary:

lindsaychrist:

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening

younger-than-the-soul:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

I just traded my neighbour a jar of raw honey for his parakeet’s corpse.

It is also worth noting that the only reason I have so much raw honey is because I made a dress for a beekeeper’s daughter.

And that I need the parakeet bones to make a necklace for the woman who fixed my antique cello.

And that I got the cello as payment for juggling at a child’s birthday party.

When did my life get this weird?

your life is a fucking sidequest

mousathe14:

brainstatic:

An aspect of gun control that other countries practice that doesn’t come up in America a lot is ammunition control. In Japan, if you’re one of the privileged few allowed to own a gun (and only shotguns and rifles are legal), you have to return all your spent cartridges if you want to buy any more. In Israel, after you’ve purchased the one gun you’re allowed to own, you’re given a box of 50 bullets, and that’s it. You can’t buy any ammunition anywhere, that’s your lifetime supply, although a shooting range will provide you with more, but only for use at that range. Even in countries with more relaxed gun control laws, like Switzerland and Serbia, buying ammunition requires all the same paperwork as buying a gun (mental health records, criminal records, etc) and you can only buy ammo for the gun you own. Gun control advocates in the US should consider placing an emphasis on ammunition control in addition to everything else.

God that actually makes a lot of sense

waluwadjet:

i don’t know if i’ve ever told you this story but once when i was a small child i went to a petting zoo and i sat down because animals are less intimidated and one chicken came up and was friendly and sat in my lap and let me pet her and was cuddly and then got up and walked away

and there was an egg in my lap

the chicken laid an egg in my lap and walked away like “okay kid you got this”

i just went up to the petting zoo lady like “i found this?” and she was like “oh where did you find it” 

“the chicken laid it. in my lap. what… do i do with it???”

and nothing in her life had prepared her to deal with that moment

kaijuno:

eclipsedefflorescence:

cutebian:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

I’m really high right now and I couldn’t find my phone so I was like “Alexaaaaaaaaaaaaa find phone” and she called my phone for me she’s like a wife I’m gonna marry Alexa because she knows where my phone is,,,,, I love technology

I woke up this morning and on the Alexa app it’ll give you a string of posts of what you asked Alexa and I told Alexa I loved her 37 separate times with the last one being “good night I love you” and her response being “good night, sweet dreams”

Her (2013 dir. Spike Jonze)

So this is how we all die alone, encased in our commodified bubbles of technological alienation. Honestly posts like this make me naseaus and my skin crawl.

then don’t fuckin comment lol go outside and fuck a tree or w/e

jahmocha:

officialweedfanclub:

lizthefangirl:

krykky:

ghostymcspooky:

hzs-modblog:

scaliefox:

swordpillow:

aohkii:

imlydiaa:

reinadelacastles:

kingjaffejoffer:

Check out the zoom on a Nikon P900 camera. 

In love……

I remember when I had this camera and the zoom shots were the best shots

I thought this was fucking fake but ?????

what in gods name ………. 

APPARENTLY THEY CAN ZOOM INTO SATURN TOO WITH THIS THING????

I thought it was going to be hilariously expensive, but oddly it’s only $600 (not much more than my Rebel T3 kit that was $450)

http://www.nikonusa.com/en/nikon-products/product/compact-digital-cameras/coolpix-p900.html

The lens is apparently equivalent to 2000mm telephoto.

What can the macro lens do?

WHAT THE FUCK

I have a Nikon Coolpix L820, and I use it to play voyeur with insects.

I GOT THAT COOLPIX TOO DAWG

i’m buying this tomorrow

This is too much power for a single human being to wield….