Author: Time Lizzy Saint

Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.

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  5. Arabella 
  6. R U Mine 
  7. Fire Starter 
  8. Kiss 

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this is the first thing I posted on this blog almost a year ago wow

this is the first thing
i posted on this blog almost
a year ago wow

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psyducked:

please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night

I mean if you taking a piss who cares if you don’t wash your hands, unless you just like go full power and spray yourself like a out of control fire hose

stay the fuck away from me

people who wash their hands after peeing are weak and must be culled

The only excuse for not washing your hands after you piss is mastering the art of pissing without touching your genitals.

You wash your hands every time you touch your dick? How grimy is your dick?

I’m literally never shaking a man’s hand ever again in my life y’all need jesus

AS SOON AS YOU TOUCH SOMETHING IN A BATHROOM YOU SHOULD WASH YOUR HANDS ?????

as soon as you touch
something in a bathroom
you should wash your hands

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incorrectgrayson-toddquotes:

Dick: If you sense someone is hiding something, just say nothing, and they’ll automatically assume you know everything.

Dick: This rarely fails, even Jason fall for it. But it doesn’t work with Bruce. Bruce is shameless.

Tim: It’s kinda an enjoyment hearing you call Bruce shameless.

Front door: *sound of keys*

Dick: Watch me. *heads to the kitchen*

Jason: Dick, I’m-

Tim: Hi.

Jason: Oh. Hi. Where’s Dick?

Tim: In the kitchen.

Jason: *heads to the kitchen* Dick?

Dick:

Jason: Is there something wrong?

Dick:

Jason, holds Dick’s waist: Come on, what’s wrong?

Dick:

Jason, nuzzles: Are you mad at me?

Dick:

Jason, sighs, let go him: Look, I’m sorry.

Dick, flatly: Sorry for what?

Jason: I shouldn’t use your Robin uniform as masturbate material.

Dick, cups his face: I forgive you.

Jason: You do?

Dick: Yeh, I’m just upset about that you didn’t ask me first.

Jason: I-

Dick: If you did, you might not have to do it by yourself. *winks*

Tim: Not the kind of information I need to know, but point taken.

tim: not the kind of
information i need to
know but point taken

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