Romano: *bites his lip before sighing and handing over his tomatoes*
“Take them, you bastard…I’m not leaving his side. He would burn the house down without me.”
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
What’s the worst thing Denmark has done all week?
Norway: “Breathe.”
Iceland: “He put legos in my shoes..and my pockets..and under my sheets..”
Finland: “He thought it was smart to grab my cookie sheet…out of the oven..while it was hot!”
Sweden: “…Left an empty box of cookies in the cabinet..”
Denmark: *Looks around quickly before whispering with a smirk* “I regret nothing”
Allistair, can you tell us your favorite memory of Alfred when he was a kid?
Scotland: *nods slowly and smiles as he thinks back*
“My favorite memory was the first time I went over to visit him. Of course, it was behind Arthur’s back…but Alfred was a little tyke…still in his nappies…and he was rushing around trying to show me everything he had. Every item he brought to show me, he looked so proud of. Wooden spoon? Proud. An old shoe? Proud. He was so full of energy and hope…and once he got out of the city, he wouldn’t stop running around the forest and pointing to everything. He was precious. To this day…his eyes have never changed.”
Andres! Would you rather let Flavio change your hair or your clothes?
2p Spain: *sighs and looks at Flavio who is bouncing in anticipation*
“Fine…he can change my hair…I am not changing my look…”2p Romano: *sighs*
“One day I will fix this disaster…”
Not a would you rather, but allistair, were you like an uncle figure to alfred? Or something elsd?
Scotland: *smiles for once and nods*
“Damn right I was! I love him. He’s my favorite nephew. Not that anything is wrong with the others, but come on, he was the first to take on Arthur and win. We were all cheering for him, but even before that he was too damn cute not to love. I’m a proud uncle. Hell, even these days I still call him my little nephew.”
How bad was one of the battles that Scotland had England?
Wales: “So bad that half the house was a little crispy from the fire…”
Northern Ireland: “Yeah they didn’t talk for a month after the big fight…it was so tense in the house, it choked ya.”
Ireland: “It wasn’t pretty…lots of yelling, screaming, hexes…and not to mention since it was back in the olden days…swords…last time we heard Alistair curse at him in the old language…”
Hey, I hope I ain’t bothering, but may I ask what exactly are your hcs for the 2p face family relations in the human au?
Alright! Here you go, and it is never a bother! -Admin Jay
Human AU 2P FACE Family:
Oliver doesn’t even notice how much Allen and Matt try to distance themselves from him. He thinks it is because they are rebellious teens.
Francois is the only one to calm Oliver out of an episode…how? He doesn’t react or care.
Allen and Matt are ride or die, but they won’t admit it to people outside the family. They also refuse to acknowledge the secret language they came up with as children to warn the other about trouble.
Francois does care about the boys’ well-being…he tries to protect them from Oliver’s moments as much as he can. Though he will never admit it.
Oliver tries to surprise his family with presents and sweets, he is almost competently oblivious to the fact they can’t stand him.
Oliver is very strict about his swear jar…Allen currently owes $125 and Matt owes $34. Francois’ debt is the largest at $550…Francois never plans to pay it.
Allen will not smoke or attempt to do drugs in Oliver’s house…one time he did, he was tied up in the kitchen and forced to watch anti-drug commercials for four hours straight.
Alfred if you had to choose between the two who would you kiss, Alllen or Ivan?
America: *blinks and coughs before looking at Allen*
“N-no homo?”
2p America: *slowly blinks before smirking*
“All the homo, porkchop, all the homo…”
America: *shrieks and tries to run as Allen chases him*
Kiku, would you rather learn about astrophysics or read three books a day for a month?
Japan: *smiles softly and nods*
“Three books a day, that way I can read about astrophysics and other subjects.”
Awwww! I’m so sorry Allen, but would you rather switch personalities or families (FACE) with Alfred?
2p America: *looks at 1p FACE and bites his lip*
“Well…it would be nice to have a family…like a real one…but does that put Alfie with my fucked up bunch? Either way…porkchop is smart…so I guess I’ll swap families…Matthew is adorable…Francis actually cares and makes food…and well…Arthur, well ya can’t please everyone.”
