justsentientthoughts:

the-rainbow-shaka-brah:

maxgrin:

craashintome:

deeds52:

roninkairi:

airebeam:

catnamedfroggie:

bwood171:

prfctcellrulz:

atomictiki:

nunia:

toytowns:

poke-chann:

mcavoy:

muffystopheles:

formerlyknownasemily:

iron-sunrise:

gearydigit:

iron-sunrise:

srlac:

sunriseovertheroomwhereithappens:

booksblanketsandcoffee:

mattohkeefe:

i’m worth five fucking dollars

$36.00

dont be disappointed in me @sunriseovertheroomwhereithappens

I ONLY GOT $9.00 HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET $36.00

$81.50….

$88

$11.50

I’ver never felt so filthy, geary 😫

$76 – I’m honestly wondering if the only way to break the 80s is to have been naked in public a lot

$82.50 😇

56.50 fuck 

11…

$55.50

48.50

$34.50 (on sale with valid coupon)

1.00, that’s it.

$29.50……okay i suppose.

$39 but I have two questions about #27.  Does it matter if the pool belonged to a bully and do I have to count every time I peed in his pool? 

$86.  Whoo hoo!  I’m a high priced…. um… I’m not going to finish that sentence.

$39

…I regret nothing.

$22 

I really need to get out more.

$81

well fuck

$56

it’s….quite high…..

$14

$25

$59.50

When the bard uses intimidate

geeky-jez:

lekosis:

mistergrim13:

gamedude113:

jeza-red:

ma-at-thought:

lark-in-ink:

failedyoursavingthrow:

When they roll a 20:

When they roll a 1:

never not reblog the angry dooting=_=

When the enemy is a better bard than you

@nerdybuddha

no idea wtf is happening in that last gif but you really gotta respect the level of raw commitment they’re displaying here

I feel like you’d be even more confused to learn they’re aggressively singing “Like a Virgin” at each other in that last one.

California Considers $1,000 Fine for Waiters Offering Unsolicited Plastic Straws

haiku-robot:

i-hate-vegans:

thecybersmith:

libertybill:

libertybill:

opinionatedvegan:

matt-ruins-your-shit:

libertybill:

114082. A food facility where food may
be consumed on the premises shall not provide single-use plastic straws
to consumers unless requested by the consumer. For purposes of this
section, a food facility shall not include the facilities listed in
subdivision (b) of Section 113789.

“a person who violates any provision of the code to
be guilty of a misdemeanor with each offense punishable by a fine of
not less than $25 or more than $1,000, or by imprisonment in the county
jail for a term not exceeding 6 months, or by both
.”

NOT THE ONION

This makes me want to waste so many plastic straws. From now on I’m asking for three, two to use and one to just throw out.

This is an environmental measure, you absolute dumbasses.

Single use plastic straws are devastating to the environment. They break into tiny pieces and get washed out into the ocean into our ever-growing Great Pacific Garbage Patch, or even worse, get eaten by birds or lodged into the throats and nostrils of dolphins and sea turtles.

Frankly, it’s high fucking time we took more strict measures to reduce our environmental impact.

Let me run this by you one more time.

A ONE THOUSAND DOLLAR FINE and/or SIX MONTHS IN JAIL for ONE SINGLE UNREQUESTED STRAW.

@opinionatedvegan
Actually you.

As @opinionatedvegan demonstrates, the line separating a vegan/vegetarian from a tyrant is sub-atomically thin.

As I have long argued with @i-hate-vegans, the philosophical paradigm that elevates the consumption of beast-flesh to the same level of moral atrocity as murder or vandalism is doomed to induce tyranny.

Yes @thecybersmith, the vandalism of literal inanimate objects is clearly more important and detestable than harm to someone who actually suffers as a result.

The only reason that environmentalism exists is because sentient individuals suffer as a result of a poor climate, nobody would care about storms devastating the face of jupiter because there’s no life to be harmed up there.

The earth is a rock, its the inhabitants that I’m concerned about.

the earth is a rock
its the inhabitants that
i’m concerned about


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California Considers $1,000 Fine for Waiters Offering Unsolicited Plastic Straws

professor-cinnamon-roll:

buttexpansioncaps:

certifiedhypocrite:

Forced Safe Mode just went live. Go into your account settings to check for the changes.

Yep, they got me this morning. Check your settings, everyone.

Please check it off because it is a flawed system that blurs or censors images that aren’t even NSFW.

I had an image that just mentioned “Adult Cool” from Monster Factory be censored for me. Who knows what they consider blocking out!

Iceland Lawmakers Move to Ban Circumcision

the-real-porg-thot-howard:

asupershadow957:

the-real-porg-thot-howard:

ad-hominem-sappies:

the-real-porg-thot-howard:

asupershadow957:

the-real-porg-thot-howard:

irishlobster:

blondegingersaxon:

gooseplan:

Goodbye to ritualised child abuse.

YES

WOO

Dick cheese for everyobe

also a lack of fuckin child mutilation

This is great! And if you don’t know how to clean your dick your nasty

@asupershadow957

Listen I know how to clean my dick Simon shut the fuck up.

Bruh chill tf out

Iceland Lawmakers Move to Ban Circumcision