Time Lizzy Saint

REPEAT AFTER ME: ‘My current situation is not my final destination’

quote i stumbled across a few days ago and can’t get out of my head it’s so important (via worth-recovering)

rob-the-rich:

Haha. Most accurate statement I’ve see. In 2018 thus far.

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was walking home from a party and there were clowns out so I had to pretend to be dead in a ditch and one of them started to eat my nose.

if staff decides to remove poster names this site is going to recede into a puddle of highly caustic, highly concentrated surrealism

thatsthat24:

Harry Potter & I Might Get Along ⚡️

badcharacterdesign:

cubern:

crimsonalley:

minervafloofderg:

cubern-art:

I think i’ve cracked the code

*looks at gay couple* so which of you is the apple and which is the banana?

“YOU DID IT, YOU BROKE DOWN CHARACTER DESIGN TO ITS BARE ESSENTIALS”

kaijuno:

In 300 years someone’s gonna make a Hamilton-esque musical with Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders and teenagers on the internet are gonna stan Donald Trump like “uwu my trash son Donald being a drama queen as usual” and I’m gonna have to do it. I’m gonna have to come back from the dead and destroy the planet.

literal-fiction:

People: “Pit bulls are so vicious and mean.”

Pit bulls:

Ah, yes, I see what you mean. That one with the baby chick sitting on its head looked particularly dangerous.