Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
Actually, burns are her superpower. To be more exact, she has fire based powers, much like frozones. I know this because I was (and still am) a total nerd for the incredibles so I read the entirety of the special features on the disc, where you can learn about all the superheroes that are mentioned in the movie.
More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married
It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve
I want to expound upon “comedians couldn’t get married” thing because it’s actually really interesting.
Satire was respected in Ancient Ireland. It was thought to have great power, enough to physically maim the subject one was making jokes about. Satirists could bring down kings with a witty enough insult. That was actually their original function. When the king didn’t do right by his people, a bard was supposed to compose a poem so scathing it would raise welts on the king’s skin to oust him (it was illegal for a “blemished” king to rule.) Unwarranted satire was considered a form of assault.
So what it boils down to is ancient Celts being like “These people are too dangerous to reproduce. DO NOT TRUST THEM WITH CHILDREN. EVER.”
Hungary: *Smirks evilly before chuckling and clearing her throat* “Well..where do I begin?..First of all, did you guys know that he basically knows the entire Mean Girls movie script?…He quotes is at me all the time! I’ve also caught him watching it..seven..times…Not to mention, he says some of the most…interesting things in his sleep…and takes turns trying to eat or make-out with his pillows…Oh, and this is a pretty tame one. Gilbert has Gilbird boxers and a plushie that he sometimes sleeps with.”
Prussia: “Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Elizabeta Héderváry.”
Ludwig and Feliciano always take turns on whose recipes they use. (whether the treat is German or Italian)
Feli doesn’t realize how much of a mess he makes..and he never will, considering that Ludwig always cleans up directly behind him.
Feliciano and Ludwig have aprons that were given as a gift to them…from Gilbert…they each read “Kiss the Cook”…and then “Eff the Chef”…Ludwig is not amused by this.
Ludwig always let’s Feliciano lick the spatula after they’re done using it.
Ludwig has a 6th sense for knowing when Feli is about to use his finger to taste the batter…He gives Feli a spoon instead.
Feliciano has to sometimes remind Ludwig to go light on the chocolate, and is one of the only people to know Ludwig is a chocoholic.
Germania: *looks at Gilbert and sighs* “I don’t know…I really don’t know…A lot of these so called “face-palms” and praying to the gods that Gilbert didn’t get himself eaten by a bear…or fall into a canyon…”
Germania: *looks at his two boys and his lip raises in a small hint of a smile* “Yes. Yes I am.” *looks at Ludwig* “I am proud of his strength, his order, his sense of duty, his intelligence and patience. He has matured into a fine young man. Ludwig is my ideal son.” *looks at Gilbert* “I’m more proud that he hasn’t gotten killed in some ridiculous manner…like eating too many cheese-doodles…but he is strong. I won’t deny that. Strong and smart. Though just a little more laid back than he used to be.”
