andhumanslovedstories:

champagnemoon:

why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase

galacticpages:

magnolia-noire:

gluten-free-pussy:

I read an article about how Millennials don’t carry cash on them and got annoyed and literally yesterday I was out with a group of friends and NONE of us had cash

I mean if you get robbed you can cancel the card and transactions. if you get robbed for cash that’s it man

millennials are ruining the robbery industry.

anotherehetalia1p2pblog:

America: Wait, so they are harassing you cause you want A and B to end up together? What! Why? That’s stupid. Don’t let it get to you babe! Ship who you want!

England: Ships? Like the Black Pear and the Titanic? That’s silly. All ships are beautiful and deserve to be drawn! Let me tell you about my old pirate ship!

France: Oh that’s tres horrible!All love matters and one should NEVER shame another person for their love!

Russia: Someone is being mean to you? That is no good. Do not worry sunflower, I am here for you.

China: Young people, always being rude always causing drama. Aiyaaa just ignore them. They are stupid.

Canada: Oh no, that’s bad. Don’t listen to anything they say! They are trying to make you upset. Keep drawing if it makes you happy! Never let anyone take your happiness from you!

anotherehetalia1p2pblog:

Ok, so even though the yandere event is over, I will still answer the questions that I have now.

Yandere 2p Canada

• he lives in the middle of the woods
• Do not take his invitation and go to his house, you will be trapped there forevor
• Knows what he is doing with the stalking and the kidnapping is wrong
• he just doesn’t care though
• his family (Allen, Oliver, and Francois) will help him
• they are happy (as happy as the Frenchman can get) that Matt is interested on someone
• is friends with nature and everything in it
• so you (crush) vs Matt+ FAE + Nature
• you have nooooooooooo chance

anotherehetalia1p2pblog:

America: Take them out to parks. They can play catch and go on the swings.

England: He would take them out for a little treat. They would go to the book story and buy them any book they want. He’s trying to use the Pavlov effect. Being happy with him equals a bit of the outside world and a treat

France: Remember, he is in denial and completely delusional. The whole time he thinks s/o loves him. No different in actions really

Russia: He is happy with his s/o’s change in feeling. He will be more touchy feely, but also will not be with them 24/7. (he will have cameras and other things around s/o so he is always watching, but he is giving them the sense of privacy)

China: He is happy. FINALLY s/o gets how things are suppose to happen.

Canada: Would take them out for walks in the woods. Before he would keep them locked in the house. He is rewarding them with the outside for liking him.

anotherehetalia1p2pblog:

Ok guys, I’m sooooo sorry about the delay of new posts, but I’m here now!

As a early little New Year Celebration, I will be deleting most of the old asks in my inbox, mainly yandere. 

Feel free to send in new asks!<3<3<3

zarekthelordofthefries:

legarcon:

zarekthelordofthefries:

questions-within-questions:

zarekthelordofthefries:

lishadra:

varkarrus:

thecouchwitch:

kitfisto:

sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.

mr krabs would’ve voted trump

Mr Krabs absolutely would’ve voted trump.

Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand.

Plankton would’ve voted Trump.

You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it.

Bubble Bass

Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God. Dammit. Fuck.

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reblog if bird

*picture of bird*

o fuc

uh

y’all weren’t supposed to see this hold on

y’all better stop reblogging the post aint done yet

SHOW US THE BIRD

hold on , i am lookin ,

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b i r d   l o c a t e d 

This bird picture far exceeded my expectations well done I love it.

this bird picture far
exceeded my expectations
well done i love it

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