I’m at the point where I can’t really watch much of anything without going “Oh he’s such a Patton!” or “Wow look it’s Virgil.” I relate everything to them now even if it’s a reach.
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Patton: Last night I found out Logan is a sleep talker.
Roman: Oh, really?
Patton: “The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell!”. Right. In. My. Ear. At 2 in the morning.
Virgil: Honestly, I’m just so evil. So full of darkness.
Virgil: I feed off the souls of the living!
Virgil: I strike fear-
Roman: You sleep with a stuffed cat named Mittens.
Virgil: He’s sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
They grow up so fast!
First pic: Taking On ANXIETY, December 19th, 2016.
Second pic: Fitting In, September 1st, 2017.
Virgil: Do you want to tell me how you guys crashed the car?
Logan: Well, we were driving and there was a deer in the middle of the road that Patton couldn’t see, so I shouted “Patton, deer!”
Patton: …
Roman: Do you want to tell Virgil what your response was?
Patton: …“Yes, honey?”
Roman: [Laughs hysterically at one of Patton’s jokes]
Patton, leaning over towards Logan: See? He thinks I’m funny.
Logan: Statically, I suppose someone has to.
Patton: Where’d you get that sweater?
Virgil: I was buried in it.
Thomas: Look guys, I need help.
Roman: Love help?
Logan: Financial help?
Patton: Emotional help?
Virgil: Help moving a body?
[Everyone looks at Virgil]
Virgil: …What?
Patton: Roman, why are you sitting on top of the christmas tree?
Roman: Because I’m a star.
Thomas is filming the new Sanders Sides today!
