Patton: Why do you always look so mad, Virgil?
Virgil: I can’t help it. I have a resting Grinch face.
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Okay but why don’t we talk about Virgil’s mouth thing more?
You know…
The thing.
This Thing?
This thing right here?
The mouth thing?
YES THE MOUTH THING
The Sides as things I’ve said, Part Two
Virgil: I wanna run into traffic, and not in a fun way.
Patton: This cat, right here, is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life.
Roman: [Talking about Christmas movies] I’m too gay for all this hetero.
Logan: I just really really love space okay, so much.
Apparently Thomas went to a makeup store for the new video… what does this mean? It may just be for Virgil but what if it’s something else…hmm.
Thomas and Joan’s friendship is so wholesome and it fills me with so much joy.
Logan: You’re sick, your temperature is 104.1!
Patton: If I was sick, could I do this?
Patton: [Staring at Logan]
Logan: What are you doing?
Patton: …cartwheels. Am I not doing them?
Logan: [Softly] No.
Patton: What are you gonna bring to christmas dinner?
Virgil: My negative attitude and sparkling personality.
Roman: How dumb do they think we are?
Patton: Sometimes Logan leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
Roman: [Walks into an art museum]
Roman: Hi I’m here to donate the most incredible work of art…
Roman: …me.
Roman: So Patton, what are we doing for Christmas?
Patton: First, we’ll make snow angels for two hours, and then we’ll go ice skating, and then we’ll eat a whole roll of cookie dough as fast as we can, and then to finish we’ll snuggle.
Virgil: I’d honestly rather die.
Logan: Ditto.
