we think Greeks were a very rational people and all until we learn about the Buphonia, an Athenian ritual where a laboring ox had to be sacrificed but at the same time, this was considered a terrible crime. so when the priest killed it with an axe, he had to throw it aside and get the fuck out of there running for his life. then the rest of the people discovered the crime scene and blamed the axe, the only one present. the axe was immediately carried before the court of the Prytaneum which charged the axe with having caused the death of the ox. sometimes it was absolved, others, it was thrown into the sea,
You cannot tell me they didn’t do all of this with a sense of humor.
you cannot tell me
they didn’t do all of this with
a sense of humor
^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.
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“Punk’s not dead, punk’s running on four hours of sleep and a crap ton of Dr. Pepper to finish this essay.”
“I try to avoid saying ‘damn straight’ now because the only straight thing about me is my plummet straight into depression.”
“I only aim for the bare minimum so I’m either satisfied with my work or I surprise myself with how much I’ve done.”
“I like being a pessimist because I’m either right or pleasantly surprised.”
“No thanks, I’d rather suppresso my depresso than face it.”
“I’M A REAL EMO, OKAY?”
“How many (x) band songs do you know?” “,,, oh, that’s a lot… Marry me.”
Patton-
“Why be sad when you can be… Not-sad?” “I have depression, dumbass!” “Oh, right.”
“Wake me up when I don’t have to be fake happy anymore.”
“I’m strong and independent and I don’t need anybody- but there’s a roach in my room and I can’t find it and I’m hiding in the bathroom please help”
“The average person eats eight spiders before they die.~” “THEY WHAT??” “He’s lying-” “Well, I guess the only solution is to be immortal. *nonchalant shrug*”
“What are you getting up to today?” “Oh, just having another depression session in my isolation station.”
“I REALLY LIKE YOU.” “I REALLY LIKE YOU TOO.”
Roman-
“Guys, I made a poem, listen. *YELLS LOUDLY IN PAIN*”
“Twinkle, twinkle, little star, why is writing so damn hard? Up above the world so high, this character’s gonna die! Twinkle, twinkle, fucking shit! This is bullshit, I’m done, I quit!”
“I’m writing, I don’t have time to eat. Wh- hey, no, get back here and give me that food!”
“Yeahhhhhh, this isn’t getting done today… Time to pull an allnighter!”
“Do you like it? I stayed up all night to make it. :)))”
“I haven’t slept in two days because of this project. I can see colors- I- I mean I can hear colors! Of course I can see colors, I’VE BEEN SEEING COLORS NONSTOP FOR TWO DAYS STRAIGHT. Well, two days gay. I’m not straight, not even for two days.”
“Hey, look! You like Disney, I like Disney… Guess we should make out.”
“LESBIAN ELSA 2K17″
“You never realize how much black [Virgil] wears until you try to draw and color him in, then run out of black.”
“I don’t need sleep, I need my followers on Tumblr to love my content
Logan-
“Well, it says here in my totally accurate scientific calculations that you’re being a little bitch.”
“Well, logically… I am better than all of you. Logically.”
“Feelings? Who’s that? Never heard of ‘em.”
“I COMBAT YOUR ANGST WITH COLD HARD FACTS!”
“I need eight to nine hours of sleep to maintain maximum health… And it’s already 3:00 AM. Never mind.”
Reasons straight girls need to stop calling their female friends “girlfriends”:
– The word “friend” already exists and is gender neutral you don’t need another word for friends of the same gender
– I’m gay and confused
– That’s it
“I m gay and confused” is probably my new life motto
Once a co-worker of mine confused the crap out of me by asking how my girlfriend was and I’m like “….fine?” and then she’s like “oh so is she home from the hospital?” I realized she was taking about my friend who was in a car accident a week earlier.
Stop confusing the gays. We’re sad enough already.
Language policing at its finest
28,000+ gay women: This is annoying and confusing
Y’all:
Okay, so here’s the thing for me
Whenever a female talks about her girlfriend, I assume it’s romantic. Just like if a boy were to talk about his girlfriend. I assume it’s romantic/sexual. There is no reason for it not to be.
So what does this mean? It means this female is LGBTQ+. This means I can be safely out to her. I can trust her.
However, with this whole “girlfriend but in a platonic, only-friend” thing? No, I can’t trust that. I can’t. I should be able to assume that if someone is using the term for a same-sex lover, then they are LGBTQ+.
Like- if a girl talks about her boyfriend, you’ll assume that’s romantic/sexual, right?
If a boy talks about his girlfriend, you’ll assume that’s romantic/sexual, right?
If a boy talks about his boyfriend, you’ll assume that’s romantic/sexual, right?
So why is it different when a girl talks about her girlfriend?
It’s not that hard to say “friend”. It’s not.
It’s not just about being confused and annoyed (although I really, really relate).
LGBTQ folks are always looking for small signs that the acquaintance they’re talking to is a safe person to come out to, or might be queer themselves. We come out over and over in our lives, not just once. Every time, it’s a judgment call. Should I? Is it worth it? Will I be safe?
If a straight girl says “girlfriend”, we will likely assume A) she’s not straight and B) she’s safe to come out to. Sometimes, that grievous error will put you in an unpleasant, or even unsafe, situation. It’s happened to me, unfortunately. =/
petition to burn national girlfriend day or what ever that hot mess was like last week and make it national GIRLFRIEND day for wlw
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