Scotland: *bites his lip and looks down* “Because of me…I raised him too harshly. I was still hurting and I took it out on him. I kept pushing him away, always yelling at him and telling him to be better…then when he needed us, needed me. I wasn’t there for him. I abandoned him basically after a point…so he grew up strong, but cold and without a family supporting him. I regret it to this day, but I can’t change it. It happened. And I need to live with it.”
Scotland: *bites his lip* “I…uh..never thought about that. Never been committed really, but I guess if I was to commit…I would want someone who is understanding, but try to help me quit my vices. Someone smart and funny, but also sarcastic. But someone who knows ow to have fun and party. Is that a good list?”
Wales: “Well…that’s a good question…he is always fighting with Alistair…and tried to hex him once. But when he is in trouble or sick, Alistair is the first person he calls…yet if people ask if he has family, he tries not to answer or says no.”
Northern Ireland: “And they have fought a lot in the past…really bad fights. It wasn’t pretty…and both sides are to blame sometimes…also we don’t help since we all pick on him sometimes. ”
Ireland: “He has a love/hate relationship with us. Some days we can get along like a family…other days we can’t be in the same room with Arthur. It depends on everyone’s mood.”
which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing
yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever
That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.
Well that backfired spectacularly.
This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.
France: *Slightly shrugs before pulling Alfred into a close and tight hug, as he pulls back quickly giving Alfred a kiss on each cheek* “This doesn’t bother me, mon ami.”
America: *sniffles and hugs Francis tightly* “Thanks for the hug…I needed that.”
