i know funny meme haha but listen: pods are not normal soap. the detergent is so concentrated that it is highly caustic.
some (but not all) things that can happen when you bite a tide pod:
skin, eye, mouth, throat, gastrointestinal chemical burns
intense vomiting
burns inside the lungs
pulmonary edema (bleeding in the lungs)
chemical pneumonia
respiratory failure
actual literal death
please do not put yourself in the hospital for a meme.
Yeesh I hope no one is actually eating these!
fwedndly weminder!!!!!!!!!!! (｡◕‿‿◕｡)
more than half of the packaging tells you not to eat them. is this really necessary.
it takes you zero money and zero time to not look like an elitist douchewaffle over someone who just wants to make sure people are aware of a potential danger so are you sure your post was really necessary?
ARE YALL ACTUALLY OUT THERE EATING FUCKING DETERGENT PODS
Chell: Bad News – Wheatley locked himself out of his house
Chell: Good News – we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith
Chell: Bad News – Wheatley finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my “Tragic Backstory”. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that it would be the type of skill to impress hot people
Chell: Good News – a hot person saw me do it
Chell: Bad News – it was GLaDOS and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.
Scotland: “Well…that isn’t too hard of a question. Drink, drink, and probably drink while watching the telly. What did ya expect? Some deep answer about me thinking about my own existence?”
America: *deep inhale with shuddering exhale* “Did someone say superhero?! DID SOMEONE SAY SUPERHERO?! Oh god….do you want comics or movies? DC or Marvel? Which universe? AHH TOO MANY QUESTIONS!!! I LOVE SO MANY!!!” *after a good hour of screaming* “Spider-Man! I’m picking Spider-Man!”
England: *blinks* “A-Are you trying to stereotype me? Or are you genuine? I mean…either way the answer is yes. I just want to see my chances of getting laughed at. That is all.”
