millennium-shitpost:

i wonder if yu-gi-oh! fanfic authors realize that bringing back the pharaoh or the thief king in their original bodies would do way more harm than good because it’s been three thousand years and a completely different continent and i don’t think the gods are big on vaccines so even if they didn’t bring any ancient egyptian diseases back with them they’d probably die from the first breath of japan’s not-necessarily-unpolluted air or get an infection or something