“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”
Dude about to make haikus:
“Oh you haven’t heard?”
fuck you
The first line is six syllables.
THIS
POEM
DOES-N’T
RHYME
That’s 5 syllables
Poem is two syllables. Po-em.
Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?
What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.
“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?
*Throws down her Masters in Classical Japanese Language and Literature*
Ok, first of all, having an extra syllable in a haiku is a thing; it’s called ji-amari, so it doesn’t matter if “poem” is one or two syllables (it’s one, but whatever)
You’re all ignoring the most egregious aspect of this “poem”:
THE PLURAL OF HAIKU IS HAIKU!!
THERE IS NO ‘S”!
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