(IMAGINE DARK AND WILFORD TRYING TO SHOWER TOGETHER!)
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Dark: The water is too cold.
Wilford: Darkling, the water is fine.
Dark: No. Literally. I’m just gonna turn the hot tab a li-
Wilford: FUCK THAT’S TOO HOT ARE YOUR TRYING TO KILL ME?
Dark: Oh come on, don’t exaggerate! It’s only like two degrees hotter-
Wilford: Nooo let’s just- *slightly adjusts water temperature*
Dark: *literally jumps out of shower* OK I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A SHOWER NOT RECREATE THE TITANIC SCENE
Wilford: It’s not my fault you like your shower scalding hot, like what do you do in there? Practice damnation?
Dark: -_-
Wilford: Dear.
Dark: No.
Wilford: Love?
Dark: I think I’ll just- I think it’s safer for both of our skins if i wait outside for you to finish?
Wilford: Ok 🙂
Dark: *gets out*
Wilford: *singing* ICE ICE BABY
Dark: BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD-
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