Wilford: Hey Dark! My boyfriend is better than yours!!!
Dark holding Wilford’s face, foreheads touching, looking into their eyes: You are the light of my life, the most beautiful person I have every laid eyes on and everyday I wonder what in the universe I did to deserve someone as perfect as you. I love you, with all my heart and soul and would cross over galaxies to find you if you were ever in trouble, which is why if I have to hear you say anything deprecating about yourself again I will need you to write down the first and last names of anyone that has ever said anything bad about you and destroy them.
Wilford: *literally dies*
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