Morality: I am the exact opposite of this salad.
Logic: It’s healthy?
*both laugh*
Morality: I was gonna say my salad’s dressed.
Logic: I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that.
This is the most meta thing
d-did you just
do an incorrect quotes
with the sanders sides
using one of thomas’s vines as the source for the quotes
*IMPLODES*
MINDBOGGLE
I need more of this
Logan: Hey, can I ask you something?
Virgil, internally: I’m in trouble What did I do? Did I do something wrong? No I didn’t. Yes I did. DID I!?!?!
Virgil: Yeah sure.
Internally: *groaning in distress*
Patton: Hey, what’s your name?
Virgil: What?
Patton: What’s your name?
Virgil: You know me.
Patton: Oh my goodness have we met?
Virgil: We’re part of the same person.
Patton: Oh, that’s right. Well…
Virgil: Do you trust me?
Roman: *takes an extremely ugly selfie and snapchats it to him* Oh yeah.
Virgil: *screenshots it* I’m showing this to everyone.
Roman: NOOOOO!!!
Roman: What’s the quickest way to a man’s heart?
Patton: Through his stomach?
Roman: No, by using a dagger. Good guess though.
Patton: Hey, do you know if your friends are doing okay?
Thomas: No, I should probably…
Virgil: Hey, do you know if you might be bothering your friends?
Thomas: So I shouldn’t…
Patton; Uh…
Thomas: So I should…
Virgil: Uh uh uh.
Thomas: So what should I be concerned about?
Virgil & Patton: Both at the same time.
Thomas: So what should I do???
V & P: Suffer.
Roman: *singing* When you wish upon a star…
Logan: Nothing happens.
Logan: *answers his phone* Hello?
Patton: I miss you.
Logan: I see you every day.
Patton: I know, but still.
Logan: You literally called a minute ago.
Patton: I know, but still.
Logan: We’re in the same part of the mind palace.
Patton: *2 feet away from him* I know, but still!
Virgil: *chuckles* Dad watch this
Patton: Who is that?
Virgil: I don’t know it’s from the internet.
Patton: Why don’t you invite him over?
Virgil: I don’t know them! Just laugh!
Patton: *on the phone with Logan* Daddy he made a friend today
Virgil: *on knees* JUST GIVE IT BACK
—-
Logan: Would you please stop talking about your sexuality for 5 minutes!
Roman: …
Roman: Any gay-
—-
*alarm goes off*
Thomas: *groans, turns off alarm, lays back down*
Virgil: Wait what are you doing?
Thomas: I’m resting my eyes for a few more minutes.
Virgil: But you didn’t press the snooze button. You turned it off.
Thomas: I got this.
Virgil: *shakes head smirking* You daring son of a-
—-
Virgil: There’s a cop behind you.
Logan: Yeah? So?
Virgil: They’re gonna pull you over.
Logan: What? What am I doing wrong?
Virgil: I don’t know. Something.
*silence*
Logan: Oh my GOOOD
Both: AAAHHHHH
Patton: You guys, I am so tired
*Logan, Roman and Virgil working on a car*
Logan: Please don’t
Patton: Don’t worry, wheel get through it!
Virgil and Roman: *various complaints*
Patton: *holds up jack, walking away* I don’t know jack about cars!
Logan: We need that!
This… Is the best thing in the world
Virgil, With sword to Patton’s neck: You’ll never have him!
Roman, With his own sword: And why is that?
Virgil, Dropping sword: Because I love you.
Roman:…
Patton, Watching Virgil carry Roman off into the sunset: I can’t even!!!!
I just…. I just… Omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg
More things have happened
Roman: Yeah we just got him, he’s a puppy, he’s a sweetheart though….
Patton: *throws Pokeball*
Roman: :0
Patton: Yeah, he’s mine now.
Virgil: Ugh, grizzlies scare me.
Patton: You could say they’re…
Logan: DON’T
Patton: Unbearable!
L, V, and R: *various noises of complaint*
Roman: There she is! My love, I’ve come for you!
Virgil: nah bro, this place has got WiFi
Roman: ………
Roman: IT’S SO FAST
Virgil: RIGHT???
Logan: He’s always complaining.
Roman: Is that so?
Virgil: *whispers* He’s always singing!
Roman, singing: Oh reeeallly?
Patton: *sign language*
Roman: *runs onscreen* WHAT?
Roman: Hey, do you wanna go out sometime?
Virgil: Talk to the hand. *holds up hand with “SURE!” written on it*
Roman: Rude!
Virgil: No- wait- ah- shoot, that never works!
Logan: No one’s answering; I guess I’ll have to call on someone!
Roman: GET DOWN!
Logan: You.
Virgil: 42?
Logan: Wrong!
Roman: THEY GOT VIRGIL!
This
Is
The
Best
Thing
EVER!!!
(Also somehow I’m able to picture the original vine but also add a sander side overlay?? Ahahah I need help)
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