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Sanders Sides highschool AU where none of them are related but they all have the same last name so their senior quotes all match up like so:
Logan: No, we’re…
Patton: …not related…
Roman: …so, please…
Virgil: …stop asking.Doesn’t help that they all look so similar. One time Logan and Virgil tried switching places for the day and it actually worked. They were so frustrated. Everyone jumped when in the final period of the day “Virgil” screamed “FALSEHOOD” when somebody called him Verge and then walked out, hitting his face against the door frame on the way out because he wasn’t wearing his glasses.
HI I LOVE THIS HERE’S SOME BONUS HCS:
-At some point Logan gets so fed up he makes the others do a DNA test with him just to confirm they are on no way related. He prints out the results and carries them with him at all times.
-Roman: *insert whatever side you want here* is super attractive tbh
Random student: You look almost identical
Roman: Exactly.-Virgil introducing his friends: This is _____. Yes, we have the same last name, no we aren’t related. Yes, we look similar; we still aren’t fucking related.
-Logan used to rarely get confused with the others as he was the only one with glasses, but then Patton ended up needing glasses and picked the same. God. Damn. Frames.
-They all have incredibly specific outfits and color schemes to keep from getting confused with one another. Once Patton tried to shake it up and wear a black shirt and all day he got “Love the new shirt, Logan!”
-Adding on to the switching places: Patton and Roman do that a lot. They find it hilarious and every day people squint at them to see if they switched places again. Virgil and Logan can’t understand how people mix them up because they’re around them so often.
-Bonus: After high school one or more become famous and whenever someone sees one of the others they’re like “WOAH ARE YOU?” “NO I’M NOT! WE’RE ALSO IN NO WAY RELATED THIS IS WORSE THAN HIGH SCHOOL”
What if one time Roman’s parents asked to borrow Logan for an event like a business dinner or something because they knew Logan would behave better and both Logan and Roman were so embarrassed about it because Logan’s parents actually almost agreed but when they tried to complain to Virgil and Patton about it the other two just laughed.
I love this whole concept
WAIT WHAT ABOUT THE TEACHERS
Teachers always mix students up – even if they don’t look alike
A teacher who just taught Roman, and now has a class with Virgil in it: “Rom-Vi-No. Patton? Virgil? …..Mr.Sanders!”
Teachers with 2 or more or ALL in class:
“So…can I say “Sanders 1, 2, 3, and 4-?”
All: “NO!”
(its really annoying when they do that)
“Haha maybe if one of you dyed your hair or something…That’d help haha”
“Can someone take homework for….whichever Sanders isn’t here today I’m not even going to guess”
“Lo-Vir-Ro-Pat….. I’m gonna point at one of you and will that student come up to the board please”
“I can’t even tell if you’re sticking with the assigned seats to be honest. If you are though, Virgil sit up straight, Roman stop doodling, Patton stop looking up puppies on your phone, Logan stop reading ahead in the book”
They take up the teacher on the dying the hair thing, but they all do it seperately and all get purple. They decide to never try it again, unless they do it together, because it didn’t help at all.
Also, imagine if they went to seperate middle schools and Logan and Virgil used to get bullied a lot, for being a nerd and an emo, but now that they’re in highschool it’s suddenly stopped. They realize that it’s because people are afraid of accidentally insulting Roman and getting punched or Patton and making him cry.
Just imagine one teacher goes on maternity leave a little before half way through the year. So Replacement teacher! And don’t you know it’s the one class all four have together. So they’re all not looking forward to repeating the same thing they always say.
Logan is leading them into the class room and just stops. He then turns to the door and starts banging his head on it. Virgil is next and looks into the room to see what caused this. And just let’s out “WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE HATE US!?”
Patton and Roman are confused. What’s going on? So they look around the two and that’s when they see it.
Right there on the white board.
Mr. Sanders
And there sitting startled behind the teacher’s desk is a man who looks like he could be their father.
I wanna write this now….
I so want to write this
Thomas looking so confused at a pack of teenage doppelgangers and being so lost about what to do. The whole class just staring at the lot of them and some brave soul works up the courage to ask if Mr. Sanders is related to any of the teen sanders only to get all five of them to answer back “No,” in unison in various tones of disbelief, frustration, and resignation.
Thomas turns out to be pretty good at telling the boys apart and seems to gain their respect, making the group of unrelated Sanders grow to five as they all try and escape to his room when they’re bored or annoyed. They all groan when he reveals he has reading glasses, with the exact same frames as Logan and Patton that he doesn’t usually wear.
For Halloween, the Sides just change outfits and go to their regular classes making everyone wonder why they didn’t dress up until “Patton” starts lecturing people on the proper setup of a scientific paper, and “Virgil” joins in on the Drama club flashmob, nailing the lead part with a bright grin.
Damn. Now I wanna write this.
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