Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
“time out for thee and time out for thee, focus on issues or focus on me”
“it’s usually your pop who pops in on you”
“boy, what an ass…et to ur personality am i right???”
“logic and i are playing dress up, i found a dollar and anxiety is making us question our existence!!”
“you tried, you failed, let’s go to sleep”
logan: why don’t we throw out this stack of papers
patton: but these are his notes and writings from 6th grade!!!
logan: THEY’RE USELESS NOW MORALITY DO YOU WANT HIM TO BE A HOARDER FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE
“is this why princey spit yogurt at me yesterday??”
“E=MC scared!!”
“Bibbity bobbity boo yah!”
“A bigger house means more dogs!”
“Ohh that why I’ve been feeling more confused than beverage!” “Average.” “No I’m not.”
Patton: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT LOVE??? Logan: APPARENTLY MORE THAN YOU IF YOU THINK HE CAN HAVE A DOG!!
Roman: And Anxiety is the Fairest if them all!!
Everyone else:……..
Roman: IT WAS A PALE JOKE
Roman: Oh, i get all of my fashion advice from Fairy Godmother. From rags to riches, she’s the baddest of b- *loud honking noise* Oh sorry that was my phone
Valerie: Yes! This dragon-witch has been ruining my life!!!
Dragon Witch: F*** YOU VALERIE
Patton: Roman when did you apply eyeshadow?? Roman: I didn’t but does it look okay? Because a prince has got to slay . . Roman: Hey Patton!! Eyeshadow buddies!! Patton: *crying* we ARE buddies
“Party on, my dudes!”
“Flames, on the sides of my face!…seething, seething fire!”
Patton: “Let’s call them what they are, Roman-”
Roman: “….Spiider curtains?-”
Patton: “Creepy Crawley death dealers.
Roman: “I AM NOT CAMERA READY!! EVERYTHING HURTS!!”
Patton: “The Great Spider Threat of 2017”
Logan: “Who would want to live in a cartoon?”
Roman: “OH MY GOODNESS THAT WOULD BE THE MOST EPIC THING!”
Logan: “Question answered”
Patton: “Well he’s definitely inviting some ants over”
Logan: “Just aunts, no uncles?”
Patton: “I’m sorry, look /whom/ needs another lesson in adultery”
Roman: “GREAT ODIN’S EYEPATCH”
Thomas: “Don’t you DARE turn breakfast foods into a negative metaphor!”
Thomas: You’re my creativity, how does that make you feel?“ Roman: Randy, dandy and quite grandy!
“NO YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH US!”
“fALSEHOOD”
Prince: hey, Anxiety. If you had to have a new year’s resolution, what would it be?
Anxiety: probably to find darker eye shadow to better match my soul.
Prince: YOU are an emo nightmare.
Anxiety: … thank you.
“Life is short! May as well make it short and fantastic! …… Like Danny Devito.”
“There’s never a wrong time to dress in drag anD DO THE HULA!!”
“Bitterly, jittery and not very glittery!”
“And Virgil, I adore the new eyeshadow, it totally doesn’t make you look like a raccoon.”
“Nice gloves, did you finish washing some dishes?”
“… Yes”
Roman: “What the heck-ity heck? Five abs and one peck…”
Logan: “What a visual”
“I already told you, I don’t like- wait, no, this is really good” -Ro
Roman: …but I’ve forgotten my password, so it’s barred
I WOULD LIKE TO GO THROUGH A MOMENT THAT I FOUND SO FUNNY IN THE SANDERS SIDES CHRISTMAS VIDS STEP BY STEP PLEASE.
Firstly, we have the exact moment previous to the panic:
This is the calm before the storm, if you may. After this, the true panic (at the everywhere) begins its task of setting in:
As you can see, Virgil, Patton and Roman are all in the first milliseconds of shock. (I would also appreciate appreciation for Pattons face right here.)
Then the panic becomes a bit more… fleshed out.
It becomes a lot easier to read the faces of the other three sides.
Roman: Where did that— okay— just— sure.
Patton: Shook.
Virgil: NoIsE
We will now move onto the next moment.
Here, their expressions have changed in the slightest, giving his a new reading:
Roman: Where did that come from?
Patton: What the diddly darn heck just happened.
Virgil: nOISE
Now, we continue to the moment where there is more significant change.
Here we can see the all three sides are getting over their mild trauma, all with eyes wide and unseeing.
Roman: Noise.
Patton: nOise.
Virgil: NOiSE
And here, we can visibly see changes in expression.
Roman and Patton are both looking at Logan in shock and uncertainty, whereas Virgil is still getting over his mild heart attack.
Here is the final scene, in which there is a slight regression to the mean. Roman is confused, Patton is in shock and Virgil’s life is flashing before his eyes. Still.
Then we see Prince and Patton trying to return to their normal state, with Virgil just realising that he is still alive and no, he isn’t dead.
That is my view of this part part of this specific video. Thank you and goodbye.
I laughed so hard at this! HELP !!!
but why didn’t op talk about logan’s faces
the real treasure here tbh
Op will correct that when they can get their lazy backside to do so
Logan’s face in the last picture is CLEARLY saying “then perish, roman”
Please signal boost this, this is a real candidate currently running who excuses pedophilia and white supremacy but disapproves of gay marriage. He has made chatrooms for pedophiles and white supremists, fetishizes his THREE-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER and advocates for the legalization of child pornography. This is sick. Please spread this, there’s not enough notes on this.
This is vile
How
Is this man not in jail?
This ugly worthless dead eyed trash shouldn’t be ALLOWED to run for any form of public office
Seeing as one of my best friends here is ace, hitting the reblog button.
I cannot tell you how many times I have heard “oh my god, you don’t know what you’re missing. We have to find you, someone.” Like, dude, I’m almost 33, if I wanted to have sex, I’d have done it by now
I’m not ace but seriously, how could I, being gay, not support and brace with anyone who struggles to be respected concerning such a personal inclination? How could I dare to question other person’s orientation and its corresponding choice of not to seek relationships at that level?
A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does
“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”
Stabbings: $45
Gunshots: $100
Poisonings: $200
Thanks you guys please share if you can!
❤️❤️❤️
Commissions I will NOT take:
👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)
👎 Bystanders
👎 Other Hitmen
If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨
hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??
PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!
repeat after me:
MURDER
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THEFT
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IS
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A
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WORSE
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CRIME
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THAN
👏 REGULAR 👏
MURDER
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Friendly reminder that murder on the behalf of others is a SKILL that these hard working people deserve COMPENSATION FOR!?!
Hitmen should be PAID for their services just as you would pay for literally any other service! 💰😤 Stop expecting SKILLED murderers to murder for you for free.
Think Things 