madly-handsome:

warnadudenexttime:

Incorrect quotes from my marine science class

Logan: They have to lay their eggs somewhere dark and cool-

Virgil: Like a hot topic, got you.

Logan: What?? no??

Logan: So snakes-

Patton: Snook.

Roman: Sneck.

Virgil: Danger noodle.

Logan: All three of you stop-

Logan: YELLOW JUST EQUALS POSION, DANGER, NO!!

Deceit: *wearing yellow* Love you too-

Logan: This snake has enough venom to kill 18,000 people.

Virgil: Why did you tell me that?? I’m now even more afraid of the outside??

Logan: We are all just tiny scared little mammals, deal with it.

TINY SCARED LITTLE MAMMALS 😂😂😂😂

ironwoman359:

randomslasher:

sanders-sides-thuri:

logicalprinceofmoralanxiety:

Roman at 5 years old: DRAGONS!

Roman at 29 years old: DRAGONS!

ugh, that’s so a wyvern, why they design him wrong

Roman at 29 years old: DRAGONS! 

Logan, an intellectual: That thing you just conjured is in fact what’s known as a wyvern, see how it has only two hind legs and a pair of wings as its front appendages? 

Virgil, dragging Patton by the hand: F****ING RUN YOU MORONS!!!

virgilsjourney:

Even though moving on part 2 #hurts, one of the funniest things it’s brought me is Roman being all “your heart is crying out to you! (Patton cry out to him” cause I’m just imagining him constantly giving the others directions for the Drama like:

“I know the anxiety is creeping in (hey virge do you think you could creep down the stairs instead of popping up)”

“Uh absolutely not.”

And:

“This isn’t the time for logic! (Logan could you exit stage left, it’ll look so cool!”

“We’re not on a stage.”

“Not with that attitude we’re not!”

Virgil at the roller skater rink while listening to some tune with his headphones,please?

ironwoman359:

parano–vigilant:

emo-sanders-sides-loving-unicorn:

parano–vigilant:

chipminkle:

poisonedapples:

parano–vigilant:

okay i might’ve gone a bit overboard with this one, haha

Logan and Deceit in the background are so scared 😆

Roman looks like he could fall at any minute

….I kinda need that now lol

it was bound to happen eventually

And Remy just says something sassy about it! 😂

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don’t text and skate kids

omg

thelogicalloganipus:

virge-of-death:

voidsides:

tinysidestrashcaptain:

thatonepantrashcan:

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

tinysidestrashcaptain:

wildhorsewolf:

tinysidestrashcaptain:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

tinysidestrashcaptain:

mewsicalmiss:

Patton (rolling by unsteadily on heelys): JESUS TAKE THE WHEELEY!!!!

Roman: …..Patton, NO!!!!

Logan: WHO GAVE HIM THOSE?!?!

Virgil (slowly rolling past on his own heelys): *casually flips Roman off with both hands*

Also Virgil: *subtley speeds up in case Patton falls*

Roman: *offended Princey noises*

Logan: *looks into camera like he’s on The Office*

WHY IS THIS, MY SHAMEFUL FIRST CONTRIBUTION TO THIS FANDOM, BACK ON MY DASH AGAIN?!?!??

BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING GLORIOUS????

Let it die

Do not let it die this is art

Heck

Watch your profanity

“Jesus Take The Wheeley”

WHOMST BROUGHT THIS BACK?!?!?

… well if no one else is gonna do it-

AHHHHH ONE OF MY FAVORITE ARTISTS DREW ONE OF MY FAVORITE POSTS ON HERE I LOVE THIS

never let this die

druganaut:

snommelp:

becausedragonage:

snommelp:

pochowek:

every culture has a little dish that just translates to “we threw everything into that fucking pot we’re poor”

Funny enough, shrimp and grits used to be that dish, and then folks who live far from the ocean decided that shrimp was a delicacy and should be expensive and now shrimp and grits isn’t that dish any more.

Same with lobsters here. They used to be poor people’s food. People would till them into the soil for fertilizer. Not anymore.

Yup. Lobster used to be considered just a half a step above cockroaches. People facing execution would request as their last meal “anything but f***ing lobster.” But it cost money to get it inland, and rich people who didn’t live on the shore decided that it must be fancy because of the cost, and now even people living in historic lobster-fishing areas can’t always afford it.

Capitalism Ruined Good Food: A MasterPost.