Wilford: According to you, I’m wrong about everything!
Dark: that’s not tru-
Wilford: *pointing his arm annoyingly* hA!
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
Wilford: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife!
Google: It would be useless, as it would automatically cauterize the wound.
Dark: Not unless you want information, that is.
Bing: Why would you stab someone when you can get toast?!
Dark: You’re late.
Wilford: Fashionably late.
Some asshole: *talking shit about Dark*
Dark: *poker face*
Wilford: *slowly appears behind the assholes back, towering over them*
Some asshole: …
Wilford: heard you talking shit bitch.
Wilford: You’re so cute. Just so cute.
*cups Dark’s face with his hands*
Wilford: You must be protected at all costs.
Dark: *deadpan* I’m literally the Darkness incarnate.
OTP Prompt 98
So Person A and Person B have just adopted a dog!
Person A baby talks the pupper:
- “Who’s a cutie-lil-puppy-poo”
- “Is you!! Lookie that smile!”
- “Awwww your lil paws are so cute, come to [parental name]!!”
- “My number one– shweetest pupper around, you lil cutsie pie”
- “Aaawwwwe who’s a good lil killer– that toy octie-pus di’nt stand a chance, did he, baby?”
Meanwhile, Person B talks to it like a normal person:
- “[Pet’s name], I’d prefer if you did your business outside. That’s why we bought the dog-door. Please and thank you.”
- * news on in background* “So, what’s your opinion on the current administration?” // “*puppy whinny noises*” // “I’m glad we agree.”
- “Hello there– small animal on my lap… Would you like to change the channel– oh, you’re falling asleep…. very well then.”
- “I thought we had reached an agreement about you not deficating in the house.”
Wilford and Dark, with Dark!Chica. omg XD
Wilford: One bonus of being an older adult is grossly misusing modern slang on purpose and watching the other egos cry inside.
Wilford: A fine example: the other day I pointed at a passing dog and, while looking Bim right in the eye, went “Man, is that bae or what, huh?” and the look on his face was something I will treasure for years.
Imagine Wilford wearing a semi flowy dress and going out with Dark. Imagine some dude trying to pick a fight with Wilford because he’s cross dressing. Imagine Wilford telling Dark that he’ll handle it. Imagine Wilford effortlessly flicking up the hem of his dress a bit to effortlessly pull out a dagger and mini gun
Imagining while reading ask–
Wilford : (◡‿◡✿)
Wilford: (ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
Wilford: (ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “Dark, hold my flower”
Dark: ✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, Wil. I got yo flower.”
Wilford: (ʘ‿ʘ) pulls a gun and knife from his dress “So what did you say about me again, mother feker?”
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I’m sorry but love it
Wilford: So tell me one thing about you.
Dark *mumbling*: I’m gay.
Wilford: What was that?
Dark: No way.
Dark: I like you how I like my emotions.
Wilford: …Explain?
Dark: *comes closer to whisper in Wilford’s ear*
Dark: Buried deep inside me.
Think Things 