Wilford: Hey Dark! My boyfriend is better than yours!!!
Dark holding Wilford’s face, foreheads touching, looking into their eyes: You are the light of my life, the most beautiful person I have every laid eyes on and everyday I wonder what in the universe I did to deserve someone as perfect as you. I love you, with all my heart and soul and would cross over galaxies to find you if you were ever in trouble, which is why if I have to hear you say anything deprecating about yourself again I will need you to write down the first and last names of anyone that has ever said anything bad about you and destroy them.
Wilford: *literally dies*
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
(IMAGINE DARK AND WILFORD TRYING TO SHOWER TOGETHER!)
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Dark: The water is too cold.
Wilford: Darkling, the water is fine.
Dark: No. Literally. I’m just gonna turn the hot tab a li-
Wilford: FUCK THAT’S TOO HOT ARE YOUR TRYING TO KILL ME?
Dark: Oh come on, don’t exaggerate! It’s only like two degrees hotter-
Wilford: Nooo let’s just- *slightly adjusts water temperature*
Dark: *literally jumps out of shower* OK I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A SHOWER NOT RECREATE THE TITANIC SCENE
Wilford: It’s not my fault you like your shower scalding hot, like what do you do in there? Practice damnation?
Dark: -_-
Wilford: Dear.
Dark: No.
Wilford: Love?
Dark: I think I’ll just- I think it’s safer for both of our skins if i wait outside for you to finish?
Wilford: Ok 🙂
Dark: *gets out*
Wilford: *singing* ICE ICE BABY
Dark: BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD-
(IMAGINE DARK AND WILFORD TRYING TO SHOWER TOGETHER!)
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Dark: The water is too cold.
Wilford: Darkling, the water is fine.
Dark: No. Literally. I’m just gonna turn the hot tab a li-
Wilford: FUCK THAT’S TOO HOT ARE YOUR TRYING TO KILL ME?
Dark: Oh come on, don’t exaggerate! It’s only like two degrees hotter-
Wilford: Nooo let’s just- *slightly adjusts water temperature*
Dark: *literally jumps out of shower* OK I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A SHOWER NOT RECREATE THE TITANIC SCENE
Wilford: It’s not my fault you like your shower scalding hot, like what do you do in there? Practice damnation?
Dark: -_-
Wilford: Dear.
Dark: No.
Wilford: Love?
Dark: I think I’ll just- I think it’s safer for both of our skins if i wait outside for you to finish?
Wilford: Ok 🙂
Dark: *gets out*
Wilford: *singing* ICE ICE BABY
Dark: BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD-
Dark: *pissed off* who the hell ate my chocolate?
Wilford: that was yours? I’m sorry hun!
Dark: *huffs* its fine… don’t touch the bag I get this time…
Wilford: *nods, watching Dark leave* host.
Host: *passes Wilford twenty dollars*
Wilford: don’t eat his food next time, not covering for you again.
Random person: Frozen is the First Disney movie that shows Girls can save the day!
Me: Uhh, did you forget about Mulan? The girl who single handedly saved China?
Random person: Frozen is also the first movie to show sibling love!
Me: Wh-what about Lilo and Stitch?! Nani gave up her dreams to raise Lilo by herself!
Random person: Let It Go is the greatest song for personal growth!
Me: Have you never listened to Son of Man from Tarzan?! You poor deprived soul! D:
Random person: It’s so sad that the older Disney movies aren’t as great as Frozen!
Me: *aims gun* I dare you to repeat what you said about those masterpieces. Go on. I dare you.
[Mob anon] [Dark: i’m not getting into anymore stupid debates with you.] [Wilford: water is not wet.] [Dark: …how the FUCK is water not wet, it’s WATER-]
okay but wilford is 100% right tho xD water can make things wet, but water itself is not actually wet.
wet; adjective: covered or saturated with water or another liquid.
[Mob anon] [Wilford: When I woke up this morning, I meditated, did 50 pushups, drank green tea and went for a 30minute walk.] [Dark: When I woke up, I spent an hour just waking up.]
LMAO ACTUALLY CANON THO
Wilford: Why do I miss Dark so much?! I just saw him!
Bim: Aww! You love him!!
Wilford: Well, Yeah! But this is unnatural, I just saw that piece of shit. I shouldn’t miss him!
Dark: You’re an idiot. =_=;
Wilford: I am. I’m your idiot. ❤
[Mob anon] [Dr. Iplier: I can’t believe the Jims won the pairs costume contest!] [Bim: They did? Who did they dress up as?] [Dr. Iplier: Our We-are-totally-not-married leaders, Dark and Wilford.] [The Host: CJ made an accurate Dark portrayal, and RJ was as energetic as Warfstache. It was an impressive recreation.] [Dr. Iplier: *snickering* Yeah, especially when RJ tackle hugged CJ. Very accurate.]
d’awww xDD that’s so cute. it’d be hilarious if wil was one of the judges too and at first he’s not impressed until he sees CJ act like the grumpiest dark and then he can’t stop laughing
Bim to Wilford: Why did you do that?
Wilford: Because I’m me.
Dark: Wil, you can’t just say that every time you fuck up.
Think Things 