Wilford: Oh my god, that doughnut was so good! I feel like I just cheated on you.
Dark: Yeah, I heard the moaning.
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
Wilford: Hello my beautiful husband, I was just wondering did you eat my hummus? It seems to have disappeared and I was looking forward to it
Dark: Maybe
Wilford: Fucker
Mark, to Damien: *gets on one knee* Will you become my brother-in-law?
Damien: What?
William: Did you… Did you just propose to Damien for me?
Mark: Well, you were taking too long.
Bing: Just a heads up if I ever act dumb I’m joking.
Bing: I’m 100% smart and know literally everything.
Tony: [calling Rhodey] wanna know something weird?
Rhodey: first of all, it’s 2 in the morning,
Rhodey: Second of all, continue;
Dr. Iplier: So, how do you like married life?
Wilford: *grinning and looking at Dark* I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life
Wilford: *crying*
Dark: I will destroy every aspect of the known universe and burn whatever remains to ash in order to be sure I eradicated whatever hurt you.
Wilford: I’d rather have a hug.
Dark: Okay, love.
Wilford: Being gay isn’t a choice.
Wilford: It’s a game and I’m winning.
Dark: I am darkness. Fear me.
Wilford: You sleep with a stuffed Dark Chica doll.
Dark: She is mY SeConD IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS
Wilford: How much do you love me?
Dark: I love you with every inch of my being.
Wilford: That’s… not a lot of inches.
Dark: You know what?! I changed my mind! I hate you with every inch of my being!
Wilford *laughing*: Still, not a lot of inches.
Dark: Fuck you!
Wilford *winking*: Gladly!
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